3:48pm Aug 2 2010
|
Normal User
Posts: 3,291
|
If life were a jacket, were would the gangsters live? In da hood! LexaDear for nanodot (Yes, I know it is a stupid joike, but my friend told me to post it. XD)
|
12:46am Aug 4 2010
|
Normal User
Posts: 4,043
|
I'll ste the trades =)
|
11:58pm Aug 11 2010
|
Normal User
Posts: 771
|
hmm.... Where do dogs hate to shop? Teh flea market! XD
.
|
12:21am Aug 13 2010
|
Normal User
Posts: 4,043
|
Ok, I is running out of time to set teh trades so from now on there are no prizes but you can still tell jokes for the fun of it =3
|
12:53am Aug 16 2010
|
Normal User
Posts: 4,043
|
Here's one: A blonde woman goes to a hairdresser and she's wearing headphones and the hairdresser says 'You need to take those off so I can cut your hair" So, the woman says 'No, no, I need them' and then the hairdressee says 'Ok, but you have to take them off when I get to the tricky bits' The woman said ok and he started cutting her hair until he got near the headphones.'You have to take them off now' he said. "No, I need them' 'But you said you'd take them off' he replied. So finally the woman agreed and took them off. He finised cutting her hair so she went out of the shop. She dropped down dead. Later, when police came to investigate, they saw the headphones and listened to what was playing on them. It was a voice saying 'In... Out... In... Out...' lolz =D
|
2:30am Aug 16 2010
|
Normal User
Posts: 12,418
|
Here are some! If ignorance was bliss......he'd be a blizzard. I don't wanna say that she's fat, but she is over emphasized
(Banner made by Kina)
|
3:38am Aug 16 2010 (last edited on 3:39am Aug 16 2010)
|
Normal User
Posts: 7
|
Why did the dogs run away from the lady? Because she was a Korean Butcher. Is it a good joke?
|
11:11am Aug 17 2010
|
Normal User
Posts: 147
|
While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's legs.
A p*censored*erby commented to the blind man, "What! That dog just went to the bathroom all over your legs, and you are petting him?! Are you crazy?"
To which the blind man replied, "Madam, I am not petting him, I am feeling for his bottom, so I can kick him." Hehehe.
|
5:34pm Aug 10 2011
|
Normal User
Posts: 2,836
|
the baker got arrested.why? because he was caught beating eggs!
|
10:24am Aug 11 2011
|
Normal User
Posts: 1,391
|
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another ..." The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener." --- May I have Zymolsis? I'll set up the trade. ^_^
|
9:41pm Aug 14 2011 (last edited on 9:43pm Aug 14 2011)
|
Normal User
Posts: 239
|
There was a blonde a brunette and a red head running from the police. They ran into a shed with three bags in it. The brunette got into a bage full of puppies, the red head into one of kittens, and the blonde in one of potatoes. When the police got there they poked the bag full of puppies so the brunette said "Woof!" Then they poked the bag full of kittens, the red head said "Meow!" Then the poked the bag of potatoes and the blonde said,"Pooottatttooo"
♥your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,♥
♥your the STAR to my BURST,♥
♥your the M to my M,♥
♥your the POP to my TART,♥
♥your the MILKY to my WAY,♥
♥your the MILK to my DUDS,♥
♥your the ICE to my CREAM,♥
♥your the SWEET to my TART,♥
|
10:03pm Aug 21 2011
|
Normal User
Posts: 249
|
y didnt the kid die when he jrank posin?? asnwer: cuz he was in the LIVING room :) lol
http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x387/Mkk_Loveskandi/MYKALAS-9.jpg
|
10:07pm Aug 21 2011
|
Normal User
Posts: 249
|
and ill trade demonclawws for Namalilu ??
http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x387/Mkk_Loveskandi/MYKALAS-9.jpg
|
2:30am Aug 27 2011
|
Normal User
Posts: 24
|
HOW DO YOU SINK A SUBMAIRNE OF FOOLS? anser: KNOCK ON THE DOOR.tle="Laughing" />tle="Tongue out" />tle="Smile" />tle="Undecided" />tle="Sealed" />tle="Money mouth" />tle="Wink" />
|
3:09am Aug 28 2011
|
Normal User
Posts: 1,085
|
tle="Tongue out" /> What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk ! -da-dum tshhh- I'll pass on the pets, not after anything ;>
мα∂ηεss ωιℓℓ cσηsυмε үσυ...
|
6:48am Sep 1 2011
|
Normal User
Posts: 1,477
|
heres one: a brunette walks into the hospital and says to the doctor, "my body hurts everytime i touch it." The doctor exclaimed "Impossible..." So the Brunnette touched her elbow, her head, and knee, and screamed out "OW" everytime. Then the doctor pointed out "you're not a brunette, are you?" The Brunette replied "no, I was a blonde originally" And the =n the doctor says "I thought so.....your fingers broken" GET IT?!
|
1:43am Sep 3 2011
|
Normal User
Posts: 135
|
This is kinda dry but anywayz... Knock knock Whose there? The boy who cant reach the door bell! *hehe* I dont need a pet thank you. Oh oh oh... heres two others - A blonde walks into a bar and she gets knocked out! get it? hehe - A girl walks into a bar and the bar tender says 'Nice hair'. She replies 'Thanks its natural' and she runs her hand through her hair.. A while later another girl walks in with bright green hair. The bar tender says 'Nice hair'. The girl runs her hand up/over her nose and through her hair and says 'Thanks, it's natural'! *LOL get it. cause the snot makes it green* Hehe Thanks Guys
|
8:11pm Sep 9 2011
|
Normal User
Posts: 3,371
|
There are four cows in the field, one mama cow, and three baby cows. First baby cow goes: "Mama, why am I named Daisy?"
Mama says: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head."
Second baby cow asks: "Mama, why am I named Rose?"
Mama says: "Because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
Third baby cow says: "ADZFIONFASIFNSAFIRUGUIF!!!"
Mama says: "Shuddup, Cinderblock!"
(And I don't want a pet. I just wanted to tell a joke :D)
|
7:08pm Sep 10 2011
|
Normal User
Posts: 24
|
why am i here?
anser:to tell a joke!
(i know it is lame) :D
|
3:44pm Sep 11 2011
|
Normal User
Posts: 179
|
A brunette was standing next to a highway. She kept saying, "88,88,88,88,88,88..." A blonde came up to join her. "88,88,88,88,88... why are we saying 88?" "Go stand in the middle of the highway," Said the brunette, " Then you'll understand." The blonde did, and a semi came, she stared at the brunette, still not getting it. The semi hit her. "89,89,89,89,89..." Said the brunette.
|
|