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8:33pm Sep 11 2011
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you know how there are the how did the chicken cross the road jokes? but do you know what they call the people who tell the jokes???
a comedihen XDDDDD
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i'm completely obsessed, if you have any, please rmail me :)
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8:31am Sep 28 2011 (last edited on 9:51pm Sep 28 2011)
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I'll try :) Joke:
Doctor, Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When did you first notice this problem? What problem? |
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2:31pm Sep 28 2011
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What word is always spelled incorrectly?... INCORRECTLY :P
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2:31pm Sep 28 2011
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how many can we enter?
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8:02pm Oct 9 2011
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No shirt,No shoes, No service, Pants are optional!
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10:40pm Oct 11 2011
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It was Valentine's day and Jim and Danielle's first date.
They sat in the darkened cinema waiting for the film to start.
The screen finally lit up with a flashy advertisement for the cinema's concession stand.
Jim and Danielle realized that there was no sound.
The film began but the silence continued.
Suddenly, out of the darkness, an irritated voice in the crowd loudly shouted
'Okay, who's got the remote control?'
i want the pet: wait, where is the category?
13/120 Kir quest: blonde Iluvu rmail me if you have one!
Kir partner: CJ40
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4:40am Dec 11 2011
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I love this one, and just want to share it XD: Sherlock Holmes and Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a fine bottle of wine, they go to sleep in their tent. At midnight, Holmes shakes Watson awake. "Watson, look up into the sky. What do you see?" Watson says, "Millions of stars." Holmes asks, "And what does that tell you?" Watson says, " Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and billions of undiscovered planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and we are small and insignificant in His eyes. Horologically, it tells me that it's dawn. Meterologically, it tells me that tomorrow will be a fine day, if a little cloudy. What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes retorts, "Watson, you fool! Someone's stolen our tent!"
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11:04am Dec 28 2011
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What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff!
What is the richest kind of air?
Billionair!
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11:51am Dec 28 2011
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Tran of a radio conversation of a naval ship with Canadian authorities. Americans: Please divert your course15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the captain of a U.S. navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: NO I say again divert your course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET, WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
(just a joke, not a true story, btw. But pretty funny.)
May I adopt DragonWinds (nattie Gondra)? :D
they/them/theirs :)
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3:00pm Dec 31 2011
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Newton used to not fear gravity then he took an apple to the head
can i have Xaviier |
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8:03pm Jan 5 2012
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Two men walk into a bar and the third one ducks
You have to think about it but it is really funny.
Looking for an Albino Sheafu, offering pure!
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6:51pm Jan 6 2012
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Urrrgh. I don't even get this joke, but all the guys in are class can laugh until they're blue in the face about it. Maybe it's an inside joke? /lol
You can have a million different variations.
I used to sleep on the floor. Then my mom got a job. /failjoke :D
I am online..
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3:26am Jan 16 2012
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Cool Jokes guys !
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5:00pm Jan 16 2012 (last edited on 5:00pm Jan 16 2012)
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A couple dumb blonde jokes, so please don't read if you are offended by these:
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead hide in a nearby farm to hide from the police. The brunette decides to hide in the chicken pen and when the police walk by she says,"cluck cluck," and they walk by without noticing. The redhead hides in the cow pen and says,"moo moo," when the police walk by, and they don't notice again. The blonde hides in the potato storage and when the police walk by she says," potato potato."
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A blonde girl calls her boyfriend over to help her solve a jigsaw puzzle. Her boyfriend asks her,"What's it suppose to be?" She says,"According to the cover, it's suppose to be a tiger." When her boyfriend arrives, she shows him where all the pieces are spread out. Her boyfriend says,"First of all, there is no way you can assemble these pieces. Secondly, let's get you some coffee and let you relax, then we can put all these Frosted Flakes back."
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A blonde and her boyfriend decide to go to the movies, the blonde asks her to buy her some M&Ms to eat while they watch. Hey boyfriend agrees and buys then gives her the pack of M&Ms. She picks out all the brown M&Ms and hands them to her boyfriend. Curious, her boyfriend asks her why she is giving him all the brown M&Ms. She says,"Oh! It's because I'm allergic to chocolate."
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12:33am Mar 9 2012
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Link was having problems getting Zelda's dress off. She said, "Try force!"
meg, FAAB, male identified, queer. hells yeah.
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7:55am Mar 9 2012
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what animal is black and white with red all over?
a skunk in a blender
what time ? adventure ti- peanut butter jelly time!!!!
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3:28pm Mar 17 2012 (last edited on 3:41pm Mar 17 2012)
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(I found this somewhere else, and I thought it was funny.) A blonde wanted to tell her two horses apart. So she asked her neighbor for advice. Her neighbor (Let's just call her Debbie) said to cut one's tail short. So she did, but it soon grew back. So she asked Debbie for more advice and she said to paint one's ear blue. But that night it rained, and the pait washed off. So she went to Debbie again. She said to measure them. So she did. The blonde let out a sigh of relief. Luckily, the black horse was two inches taller than the white one. (Hit me with a Dragonish one :P)
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7:39pm Mar 17 2012 (last edited on 7:41pm Mar 17 2012)
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patient: doctor! doctor! i have a problem!
doctor:what is it?!
patient:my old butt has a crack in it!
doctor:ive told you 10000000000000 times everyone'shas a crack in it!
patient:ok i forgot but could i still have a new one?
doctor:GET OUT OH HERE!!!!!!
NEXT DAY
patient: doctor! doctor! i have a problem!
doctor:what is it?!
patient:my old butt has a crack in it!
doctor:ive told you 10000000000000 times everyone'shas a crack in it!
patient:ok i forgot but could i still have a new one?
doctor:GET OUT OH HERE!!!!!!
could i have a galta or and ivik? i give a zaphao
what time ? adventure ti- peanut butter jelly time!!!!
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8:05pm Mar 17 2012
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ok three people were being chased by a policeman one was a redhead one was a blonde and the third had brown hair the redhead hid in a sack of cats and when the policeman kicked the sack of cats the redhead said "meow meow" the brownhead hid in a crate of baby cows and when the policeman kicked the carte the brownhead said "mooooooooooo" but the blonde hid in a bag of potatoes and when the policeman kicked the bag of potatoes the blonde said "potatoe potatoe"
i want an ivik for a natural baby zaphao
what time ? adventure ti- peanut butter jelly time!!!!
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12:53am Mar 21 2012
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Super sorry I haven't been on lately!
This thread is now closed but if you told a joke and still are waiting for a pet please rmail me!
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