Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. To prove he was no chicken.
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. Because KFC was on the other side.
Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.
A blonde and a brunet fell into a hole. The brunet says, "It's dark isn't it?" and the blonde replies, "I don't know, I can't see!"
To get to heaven, you have to climb up stairs and each step has a joke. So, a blonde, a brunet and a red try to get to heaven. Brunet gets to 55, red gets to 77 and blonde gets to 99! She laughs, the others ask "Why did you laugh?" she replies, "I only get the first joke now."
Three girls were in a aeroplane, they each had something illegal. Blonde - a bomb, Brunet - a knife and Red - a BIG rock.
Now, the red doesn't want to get into trouble so she throws her rock out the window. When she gets off there is a boy crying, "What is wrong?" she asked. "A big rock fell out the sky and hit me." he replied.
Now, the brunet doesn't want to get into trouble so she throws her knife out the window. When she gets off there is a boy crying, "What is wrong?" she asked. "A knife fell out the sky and killed my dog." he replied.
Now, the blonde sees her friends throws their things out the window so she throws her bomb out the window. When she gets off there is a girl laughing, "Why are you laughing?" she asked. The girl replied with tears in her eyes, "My dad farted and the whole of PicknPay exploded!"