Attack of the Earthquack

There lies a legend, somewhere… that no one quite know about. It was said to come around every once in awhile, but it seems to have only left small impacts as of late. I am of course talking about Earthquacks. Earthquacks are mischevious, evil duck creatures who make the earth tremble beneath their feet. Earthquacks also initiate this crumbling of the ground by sounding it’s mating call of “QUAAAAACK” and waving it’s wings rapidly from side to side. Only once has someone died from the mating call Earthquack, but it was when the person mistakingly tried to replicate the mating call and wanted to make love. He was declared dead right on the scene. In contrast, around over 9000 people died from the more terrifying and common Earthquacks. As you might already guess, Earthquacks are just giant ducks made for the sake of a cheap pun.

View Elyssa's profile

Go to page: 1, 2, 3

Category:

Ahea Snow Mittens
Ahea Snow Mittens (x 2)
Ambrosial Classic Cheesecake
Ambrosial Classic Cheesecake (x 14)
Avocado Cupcake
Avocado Cupcake (x 12)
Avocado Doughnut
Avocado Doughnut (x 13)
Banana
Banana (x 10)
Banana Cream Pie
Banana Cream Pie (x 5)
Beastly Draqua Squishy
Beastly Draqua Squishy (x 1)
Berrok Gloves
Berrok Gloves (x 1)
Berrok Wind-Up Toy
Berrok Wind-Up Toy (x 1)
Black Candle
Black Candle (x 272)
Black Collar and Bow
Black Collar and Bow (x 1)
Black Fold Button Skirt
Black Fold Button Skirt (x 1)
Black Saruka Beanie
Black Saruka Beanie (x 1)
Blonde Loose Ringlet Curl
Blonde Loose Ringlet Curl (x 1)
Blonde Zaphao Beanie
Blonde Zaphao Beanie (x 1)
Blood Tear Makeup
Blood Tear Makeup (x 1)
Blueberry Swirl Cheesecake
Blueberry Swirl Cheesecake (x 6)
Bucket of Radioactive Slush
Bucket of Radioactive Slush (x 1)
Bucket of Yellow Slush
Bucket of Yellow Slush (x 2)
Burgundy Pleated Skirt
Burgundy Pleated Skirt (x 1)
Calico Murren Beanie
Calico Murren Beanie (x 1)
Candy Apple
Candy Apple (x 1)
Candy Corn Teeth
Candy Corn Teeth (x 2)
Caramel Fudge Cheesecake
Caramel Fudge Cheesecake (x 9)
Caramel Nut Cake
Caramel Nut Cake (x 1)
Cherry Clip-On Tie
Cherry Clip-On Tie (x 1)
Cherry Mirabilis Cupcake
Cherry Mirabilis Cupcake (x 1)
Chimby Wind-Up Toy
Chimby Wind-Up Toy (x 1)
Chocolate Beastie
Chocolate Beastie (x 1)
Chocolate Chip Cookie
Chocolate Chip Cookie (x 5)
Chocolate Chip Cookie Bag
Chocolate Chip Cookie Bag (x 1)
Chocolate Cookie Bag
Chocolate Cookie Bag (x 15)
Chocolate Cream Pie
Chocolate Cream Pie (x 13)
Chocolate Swirl Cheesecake
Chocolate Swirl Cheesecake (x 19)
Christmas in a Bottle
Christmas in a Bottle (x 1)
Christmas Light Recipe Card
Christmas Light Recipe Card (x 1)
Christmas Ribbon Bookmark
Christmas Ribbon Bookmark (x 1)
Citrus Boo Pop
Citrus Boo Pop (x 1)
Clam Meat
Clam Meat (x 1)
Classy Crimson Skirt
Classy Crimson Skirt (x 1)
Classy Rose Skirt
Classy Rose Skirt (x 1)
Coconut Mirabilis Cupcake
Coconut Mirabilis Cupcake (x 1)
Cookies for Santa
Cookies for Santa (x 1)
Corn
Corn (x 4)
Cozy Intes Cap
Cozy Intes Cap (x 1)
Cozy Quelis Hat
Cozy Quelis Hat (x 1)
Cute Halloween Flag
Cute Halloween Flag (x 3)
Dead Pumpkin Vines
Dead Pumpkin Vines (x 1)
Drindian Wing Cape
Drindian Wing Cape (x 1)
Drop of Synthetic Magic
Drop of Synthetic Magic (x 1)
Easero Egg Collector
Easero Egg Collector (x 1)
Easero Scarf
Easero Scarf (x 6)
Ebilia Pumpkin
Ebilia Pumpkin (x 1)
Egg of Rebirth
Egg of Rebirth (x 1)
Eggs
Eggs (x 13)
Evil Candy Corn
Evil Candy Corn (x 1)
Evil Caramel Apple
Evil Caramel Apple (x 1)
Expired Candy
Expired Candy (x 1)
Frosted Branch Antlers
Frosted Branch Antlers (x 1)
Full Heart Vest
Full Heart Vest (x 1)
Fuzzy Berrok Slippers
Fuzzy Berrok Slippers (x 1)
Fuzzy Chimby Beanie
Fuzzy Chimby Beanie (x 1)
Fuzzy Kayoki Hat
Fuzzy Kayoki Hat (x 1)
Fuzzy Malal Hat
Fuzzy Malal Hat (x 1)
Goiba Mask
Goiba Mask (x 3)
Grape Gummy Rat
Grape Gummy Rat (x 4)
Grape Mirabilis Cupcake
Grape Mirabilis Cupcake (x 1)
Grapes
Grapes (x 19)
Gray Bow Hair Clip
Gray Bow Hair Clip (x 1)
Green Apple
Green Apple (x 2)
Grilled Ribs
Grilled Ribs (x 2)
Haberisar Snow Boots
Haberisar Snow Boots (x 1)
Haberisar Wind-Up Toy
Haberisar Wind-Up Toy (x 1)
Halloween Recipe Card 2012
Halloween Recipe Card 2012 (x 1)
Halloween Treat Collar
Halloween Treat Collar (x 1)
Ham
Ham (x 10)
Holly Blood Blade
Holly Blood Blade (x 1)
Holly Wreath Collar
Holly Wreath Collar (x 1)
Hot Dog With Onions
Hot Dog With Onions (x 3)
Hunail
Hunail (x 1)
Iluvu Corset
Iluvu Corset (x 1)
Iluvu Hand Puppet
Iluvu Hand Puppet (x 1)
Iluvu Snow Globe
Iluvu Snow Globe (x 2)
Intes Wind-Up Toy
Intes Wind-Up Toy (x 2)
Itchy Malal Resmas Sweater
Itchy Malal Resmas Sweater (x 1)
Ivik Scarf
Ivik Scarf (x 1)
Ivory Vest
Ivory Vest (x 1)
Jaaku Gingerbread Cookie
Jaaku Gingerbread Cookie (x 1)
Jaaku Scarf
Jaaku Scarf (x 5)
Jaaku Yoyo
Jaaku Yoyo (x 1)
Jahra Wind-Up Toy
Jahra Wind-Up Toy (x 2)
Juicy Green Apple
Juicy Green Apple (x 2)
Juicy Red Apple
Juicy Red Apple (x 13)
Kurrabi Slippers
Kurrabi Slippers (x 2)
Large Black Candle
Large Black Candle (x 187)
Large Blue Candle
Large Blue Candle (x 170)
Lemon Eclair
Lemon Eclair (x 15)
Lemon Mirabilis Cupcake
Lemon Mirabilis Cupcake (x 1)
Leverene Oni Mask
Leverene Oni Mask (x 1)
Light Denim Shorts
Light Denim Shorts (x 1)