Quotes That Made My Day

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DanceIsLife	8:41pm Mar 10 2011
Normal User Posts: 641	So it's 11:11 and you're supposed to make a wish. I text my boyfriend and ask him what his wish was. He gave me the response I will NEVER forget. WHAT DID I WISH FOR!? WELL I WISHED THAT JUSTIN BIEBER'S NEVER SAY NEVER DVD WILL COME OUT IN A TWO DISK BLU-RAY COMBO BACK WITH BONUS FEATURES AND A LIFE SIZED CARDBOARD CUTOUT!!! xD
Tld	5:07am Mar 13 2011
Normal User Posts: 5,998	On Skype: Friend: "Well, on Saturday, I did my History homework, and today I was supposed to be doing my English homework, but then you called." My friend and I skyping xD
Meelanya	4:41pm Mar 15 2011
Normal User Posts: 2,194	Dad: Like a cheese stick, like a cheese stick, I'm feeling so fly like a CHEESE STICK! Me: Uhh, dad ... it's like a G6. -__-
fawn	9:17pm Mar 15 2011
Normal User Posts: 4,355	Friend: So, I was playing Sims and my boyfriend (on sims) brought me a refridgerater, then walked out.
Todoroki	5:11pm Apr 3 2011
Normal User Posts: 5,512	Me at my friend Kody's house. He has a small apartment with 2 cats, Mustang, and Cadillac Me:Kody! look at your cat. Wtf is it doing? Kody:I gave her catnip. Me:But I just gave her some earlier! Kody:I felt bad! I mean, shes gotta deal with us playing music too loud and stuff. Me:Hey isn't catnip like drugs for a cat? Gives mustang and cadillac more catnip Kody:OMG! grabs Mustang and looks at her eyes Are. You. High? XD it made my day. those cats were fereaking out!
Jenny	4:46am Apr 16 2011
Normal User Posts: 4,893	This made my week. :D Made me smile so much. Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. i’m such a gamer uwu
Dragon393	3:23pm Apr 20 2011
Normal User Posts: 1,003	My mom playing world of warcraft: "Im a level 85 Night elf and I just discovered darnassus ._." My dad saying what he said about a co-worker: "Bob cant think out side the box, bob doesnt even know where the box is, all Bob knows is the box is dark" Haiku: Haikus are easy But not all of them make sense Refrigerator ~
Aragarthiel	8:19pm Apr 21 2011
Normal User Posts: 670	My mom: "Mexicans cook good whatever they are paid to cook." I'm sorry if it offends anyone, but if you've ever been to a Japanese restaurant with a Mexican cook, you'd know why it's funny.
zozane008	5:13pm Apr 22 2011
Normal User Posts: 17,364	-points to siggy- Me; Mom, I has no bewbs. :( Mom; Well I have less bewbs than the average man, so don't be too dissapointed, sweety. Me; Were you always like that? Mom; No. You....shrunk them. o.o Me; o.o \r\n
Dragon393	4:43pm Apr 25 2011
Normal User Posts: 1,003	XD ~

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