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10:15am Feb 18 2011
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Hurro. o3o This is just another pretty off-topic... er... Topic, that's mainly centered around RL. Basically, did your friend/teacher/parent/whatever say something that just made you laugh really hard? xD Well, I had a pretty intense club meeting, debating lots of stuff about UN-related topics [that's what we do] this afternoon, and it was just hilarious. I'll post as often as possible, depending on how social my life is in RL xD Everyone is welcome to post their own! o: Quote #1 Me: Yeah... It took me a week to beat the game. Friend: Well, I bet I can beat the game in TWO WEEKS! |
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2:40pm Feb 18 2011
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Dad: *something about a camel eating Grandad's hair* Me: Well i've heard of a cows lick, but never a camel's lick
99.99% of the Girls in America would pass out if Edward Cullen disappeared. Post this to your siggy if you were the .01% Happily locking him in Sheldon Cooper's Apartment
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2:56pm Feb 18 2011
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Me & Friend to Boy: YOUR EYES ARE THE COLOR OF POO!! >D Boy: Well, so are YOURS!!!!! (my eyes are blue) |
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4:21pm Feb 18 2011
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Maybe his toilets have lots of blue water. *nodnod*
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4:46pm Feb 18 2011
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Lol Broken. xDDD
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9:33pm Feb 18 2011
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Teacher: ....And these types of people were Chinese. Me: Wait, I thought they were Asian! My Friend Noah: Chinese are Asian, stupid. Me: Nooo! ...Oh, wait...Yeah.... One of my (many) blonde moments.
We fell through the ice when we tried not to slip.
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9:58pm Feb 18 2011 (last edited on 9:58pm Feb 18 2011)
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ME:Why is life boring??? FRIEND: I don't know maybe because you don't spend enough time on Rescreatu...WAIT your on there 24/7
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11:48pm Feb 18 2011
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Quote #2 Talking about Sims 3 Heather[friend]: I wanted to see what would happen, so I made my Dragon Mom and the Alien Dad have babies, and they made a hideous baby. So I killed the dad, and now his ghost plays hide-and-seek with his ugly baby. |
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1:16am Feb 19 2011
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Brother: (Digging around in silverware drawer) Whoever put the knives in here like this is an absolute idiot. Me: Don't be so hard on yourself. |
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3:17am Feb 19 2011
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3:27am Feb 19 2011
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Me to my friend's cat, Me and my best friend were looking for one of her cats Me: Hey Crystal, have you seen Crystal. Cat: .... Me: Tora, i mean Tora
99.99% of the Girls in America would pass out if Edward Cullen disappeared. Post this to your siggy if you were the .01% Happily locking him in Sheldon Cooper's Apartment
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6:22am Feb 19 2011
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All of my funny quotes are typos. :c I'll get some up later. |
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6:37am Feb 19 2011
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I was digging around my skype conversations, and found this one :d We were video-chatting over Skype [2/17/11 8:18:46 PM] Friend: say my hamburgers threw up on my butt [2/17/11 8:18:56 PM] Me: wait wait [2/17/11 8:18:56 PM] Me: why? [2/17/11 8:19:05 PM] Friend: the speaker was weird |
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6:59am Feb 19 2011
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Omg, Tld! I play Sims too!! :D And I have a friend called Heather who plays it...
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7:15am Feb 19 2011
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Oh yees... I was walking from the lunch hall with my friend at school and I said... "Guess what? What?" So I answered myself. :L
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7:17am Feb 19 2011 (last edited on 7:18am Feb 19 2011)
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here are some quotes: If you cannot move on from the past you are never ready to face the future. Trust is key to life success. I know they are not funny or anything but I came up with them and I saw Quotes that made my day... Sorry if this is spam
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2:32am Mar 9 2011
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Me: Time to throw you down the stairs.
Jaradon: Suicide! Suicide!
Me: What? It's homicide, not suicide.
I'm not trying to throw myself down the stairs, am I?
She said "We got monsters, Daddy. There's a bunch of monsters in here. The Prince came out, told us to get in the castle. The castle was at the top of the bunk bed. We got up there, there was too many people in the castle. So... Somebody had to go. We took a vote, she lost, I kicked her off." -Kevin Hart
Nick (in a high-pitched voice) : I am a woman, just like you.
Me : You wish!
Nick : Sometimes I do...
Me: Tell her she's too young.
*Trent shakes his head yes.*
*Cierra Starts heading toward him.*
Me: He's not afraid of you.
Trent: You can't kill me in a Public Library.
Cierra: Wanna bet?
Mom: He's a meat salesman.
Jaradon: Can you buy some turkey?
Mom: He's not that kind of meat salesman.
Me: What other kind is there? (not what I meant, but that's how it came out)
Cierra: You have a very colorful vocabulary.
Jacob: I don't know what you mean by that.
Me: She means like Pink, Blue, Purple..
Jacob: Yeah, they're on my shirt.
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3:06am Mar 9 2011 (last edited on 3:06am Mar 9 2011)
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Me: When's this homework in for? Friend: Tomorrow. Me: What day is tomorrow? Friend: The day after this one. Lol. XD |
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3:28am Mar 9 2011
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Either My brother is really upset or he has a fan stuck in his throat.
99.99% of the Girls in America would pass out if Edward Cullen disappeared. Post this to your siggy if you were the .01% Happily locking him in Sheldon Cooper's Apartment
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8:26pm Mar 10 2011
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Lol I'm so dramatic.
Me: Okay then, fine, mom. Go ahead and leave me. I don't care. You'll miss me, and feel guilty. I love you though. Go ahead and run back to your boyfriend. Get caught up in jail, see if I care. Mom: Uh... I'm just going up to the gas station, Angel >.> Me: Oh, then get me some candy, I love you.
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OH MAH GIZZLE. ANGEL'S BACK.
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