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Palise

3:58pm Jan 3 2012

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Is this "Somewhere" Village located in the rival kingdom?
// suspicious glance.



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Dartmith

4:03pm Jan 3 2012

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Nope. It's in the North. See right there inbetween Nowhere and Timbucktoo.



Palise

4:07pm Jan 3 2012

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Mr. Zombie, your lack of ex
pression on your face tells me you are indeed telling the truth..
But then again, you are a mindless, silly, uninspired zombie.. so I can never be sure.

Care to answer some trivia to prove your innocence?
Keep in mind if you agree, you could either be promoted to servant villager, where you can own your own property, even as you are used for.. purposes, or you can be put in front of the council.

Where a more terrifying fate will await you.



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Tron

4:10pm Jan 3 2012

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I'm needed? /dusts self off
Sorry. I had to call a couple workers over with a crane to get me back on my feet again.
Want me to eat this one? or what?



Dartmith

4:10pm Jan 3 2012

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*Nods hesitantly....* I'm ready...I think..wait yeah I'm ready now.



Tron

4:12pm Jan 3 2012

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You... want me to eat the cake?
What if it's poisoned?
Am I really THAT expendable?
Make one of the servants do it!
I'm a person of mild importance, after all.



Palise

4:14pm Jan 3 2012

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Tron;
It's either your life, or your job. Pick one. And don't pick the obvious one..

Mr. Zombie;
Alright, question number one:

-Where are you exactly from?



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Tron

4:17pm Jan 3 2012

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Well, I guess I don't have much of a life without this job anyway...
Alright, I'll do it. Give me the cake.
Wallace, fetch me some cutlery!

Okay, here goes nothing...
*takes a single bite of the mysterious cake*
...




ASDFGHJKKLARGHBLAHSPLAT!

Joking.
Not bad.



Palise

4:17pm Jan 3 2012

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So.. I'm assuming it doesn't taste like it's poisoned?



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Tron

4:20pm Jan 3 2012

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I... guess not. I don't know what poisoned cake tastes like, but I don't think this one is poisoned after all. *noms all the cake*



Palise

4:21pm Jan 3 2012

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Yes, you do that, Tron. You nom that cake.
Let's see if that eating leaves you dead in the morning.



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petzareawesome

4:22pm Jan 3 2012 (last edited on 4:24pm Jan 3 2012)

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That Tron. Some human shield she is abandoning us in our time of need. I shall also add to her  that the pocket lint needs to be fresh and extra linty. None of that old cruddy crud.

Funnily enough, I know this Nowhere and Somewhere. Personally. Though they are not the locations of which you speak of, which strikes me as odd. o_o

But I shall give you the benefit of the doubt.
For the moment and only for the moment.
This is all very pending.
Very, very, very pending
-
Very.

~~~

As Lydia pointed out, we ask that you prove yourself and your value to our kingdom in a greater fashion. 

Tron, you know what you must do. Do not question us after your human shield promotion. 
You're taking your position for granted.

Good.

And we must now wait. In the meantime, I find our zombie must serve us in another way.rn




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Tron

4:23pm Jan 3 2012 (last edited on 4:25pm Jan 3 2012)

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NOM ALL THE CAKE!
What must I do?
... *derp*




petzareawesome

4:27pm Jan 3 2012

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Not you.

That servant over there. -points to Mr. Zombie- 

Actually.

Find something for you both to do.
For both I and Lydia's needs, of course.




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Tron

4:29pm Jan 3 2012 (last edited on 4:29pm Jan 3 2012)

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Hey, I'm no servant! I'll stay right where I am, thank you. *belch*
Good cake, new lady.



Dartmith

4:30pm Jan 3 2012

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I am from the small village of somewhere. I live the little house behind the Library but infront of the Laundromat...Oh and left of the Grocery store.



Palise

4:31pm Jan 3 2012

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This is getting quite suspicion.
Tron, you ate the slab of cake willingly.
Too willingly..
if it was any sane person, they would have probably tried to escape, and they would have probably have to have been forced the suspicious cake down their throat..

NOW TELL ME, TRON. Are you in cahoots with this Mr. Zombie person?
THAT IS TREASON! Do you realize the punishment for that?

// because I sure don't. ; _ ; cough //

Tron. After all we have done for you. 
.. Very well. I will be confiscating every single ounce of your pocket lint in the morning. If you are dead by then, good. If you're not, very good. That's where the torture is put in.

No running away now, else I will have to sick the mutant, rabies-infested hounds on you.



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Palise

4:33pm Jan 3 2012

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That is understandable, Mr. Zombie person.

Now tell me.. what does this cake consist of?



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petzareawesome

4:33pm Jan 3 2012

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Yes you are. >:O 
And excuse you. We did not give you belching rights.

I still don't trust that cake.
Any feelings of oddness, strangeness, of illness must be reported right away to both of us.
You should also be prepared to die. 
As it is a possibility.

LIBRARY OF WHAT, HUH








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Euchre

4:34pm Jan 3 2012

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*watches then rides up*
Hullo



Always on the lookout for ardurs!
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