Hear Ye, Here Ye!
{ Welcome to the Kingdom of Derp! }
Where all your wildest dreams will probably burn to ashes..
because on your way here, someone probably pick-pocketed you.
// cough, darts eyes. //
This kingdom is ruled by three awesome kings:
- iLydiaBear.
- Petzareawesome.
- Tron.
Tron is last because she's not manly enough.
Also, she is a cannibal..
And the town's lunatic dunce..
Want to be a part of this kingdom? Sure! Go ahead!
There is a shortage of lively folk.
All I can see for miles are immigrant zombies..
Just post saying you request to be a villager. c:
// You can be promoted if you're cool enough. //
// It's not likely though.. //
Here are the rules:
- No pooping in public, or throwing feces out windows.
Well, actually. Just look before you throw..
- Abide by the hierarchy rules. Keeps the kingdom together.
- Bow down before your superiors.
Else, we will stab you with our jewel-encrusted canes.
- More will be added once it is discussed.
Hierarchy:
- Rulers.
Simply rule over stuff.
- Council members.
Decide the fate of supposed wrong-doers.
- TRON.
Eats convicted wrong-doers, works as a human shield,
and does wonderful acrobatics.
- Village people.
Are there, so that we have alive company.
- Servants.
They're slaves. They do things for you.
Whether or not you want to pay them, is up to you.
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