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Billark

3:47am Dec 9 2015

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What music do mummies listen to?
Nothing, they don't even have ears.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound

Why can't snowmen get tans?
Because snowflakes have no pigment and snow melts in high temperatures.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?
"Get in the batmobile."
LordNugget

12:44pm Feb 20 2016

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Posts: 62
What's worse than cold coffee?

Genocides.


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