Corrupt a Wish


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Ecotro

3:11pm Sep 8 2012

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granted but then you realize that all the words in them are gibberish and can't read them so you throw all away
(also my dog is still alive derp :P)

I wish I could understand people's problems
neomaemae

5:26pm Sep 8 2012

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Granted, but you only understnad them when people speak in phillipines.

I wish dragons were real, and GOOD and stayed good.


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Ecotro

5:30pm Sep 8 2012

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granted but they are so nice they let theives steal them away from you.

I wish zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Meg

10:51pm Sep 8 2012

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Granted, but zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz turns into llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

I wish for pie that didn't have any weird flavoring in it and it didn't end up smashed in my face or other body parts.
Nusto

5:31pm Oct 17 2012

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granted but then it turns you into a cow .... an evil cow

i wish i could be my favorite TV show character for Halloween
Meg

5:42pm Oct 17 2012

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Granted, but your favorite tv show character comes and sues you because you copyrighted.

I wish you were standing right there --->
Mustache

11:37am Oct 29 2012

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I am now standing right there, and I am saved from a meteor that hits you straight in the face.
I wish you would lick my foot.
Meg

7:30pm Oct 29 2012

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Granted, but it has a protective candy flavored covering over it.

I wish that your face would be hit by a meteor without hitting myself, my family, or my friends or possessions.
mythies123

4:15pm Apr 12 2013

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Granted, but instead of my face it hits a sewage treatment plant and it blows up and sewage splashes all over you.



I wish Friendly creatu existed.
magenta adult


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Frank

2:20pm Apr 15 2013

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NECROPOSTING IS NOT ALLOWED
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