Granted but it made you fat and you died.

I wish I could think of a good wish. 

Granted, but it was patented and you got sued!

I wish I were dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh.

Granted, but then the horse caught fire and you burned to a crisp.

I wish I could read faster.

Granted, but you read to fast that your brain couldnt comprehend it and you now think you are 1.

I wish I could live in one of my books...

Granted, but when you used it to buy stuff it turned out to be counterfeit and you were thrown in jail.

I wish school was closed instead of delayed. D: 

Granted, but then you don't learn anything and never get a job.

I wish I could remember CSS.

Granted, but your computer broke down just as you finished memorizing it.

I wish I had another bagel. (Oh man, that was heavenly....) 

Granted, but it gave you food poisoning.

I wish Nathan wasn't so dirty.

Granted, but now he wont stop following you around and trying to paint your nails.

I wish I had a peice of cheese

Granted, but it turned into a spider.

I wish we didnt have Careers this Afternoon.

Granted, but you had an endless math cl*censored*.

I wish the weekend was endless. 

Granted, but then a monkey started pestering you.

I wish that gum lasted longer. D:<

granted, but after one week, moss grows on it and you aren't allowed to spit it out.

I wish I had a bowl of snow cream.

Granted, but the snow cream turned yellow l)

I wish I didn't.... Wait.... nvm..

I wish I didn't have to finish my homework.. 

Granted, but you had to do monotonous cho-res for life.

I wish my sister hadn't accidentally set an alarm for 6:40 and woken me up. 

Granted, but tomorrow she sets it for 5:30.

I wish that there'll be lots, lots more snow coming soon. o3o

Granted But then It all Melted before it fell!!

I wish I made sense