~Hang them upside down over a bridge.

~Break their fingers.

~Kick one in the face.

~Eat them

~Tape headphones to their head and play the stupid song 'Bonkers' at full blast in their ears.

~Dress up as Barbie/Barney and Murder their parents.

I've done them all.

Well, apart from the last one. I didn't dress up.

~pull their hair

~call them swear words (XDD)

~Slap them and kick them then burn their face with acid >:DD

~steal their candy! >:DDDD

~kick them in the shin then throw them down into a volcano (high unlikely)

~steal their stuffed toys (dumb idea lol)

Yell at them, telling that they're a f***ing dumba**. (I did it before in real life, kind of felt bad, he didn't cry though because he knew it was true. It was just a whole big lecture thing from me when I was 13 or 14)

Beat them up.

Starve them.

(I have done neither of the two above.)

Other than that, I can't think of anything else that would make a little kid cry. Just thought of what would have made me and my fiance cry when we were little kids. We were strange kids.. Now we're just strange adults. xD; 

tell him that he is making his pie wrong

(i did that, nicely even and he just started bawling)

Invite them to dinner and when they arrive take them to the kitchen and say "I think you'll taste delicious in soup!" and then chase them with a soup ladle. >:-D

Make them look at yo' face.
Backhand them
Shave their heads in their sleep
kill their parents
Push them down the stairs
Laugh maniacally when they cry
Tell them the stove is cold when it is on (being stupid; they will touch it)
Curse out loud so they're all like o.O
When they watch a kid show; say the good guy dies at the end
Throw a shoe
Take their candy in eat it to their faces
Give them a swirley in ze toilet
Brake their toys
Burn their blanket
Tell them that they are going to die (its true; but some kids dont believe it)
Backhand them (wait. Did I already say that?)
Pretend you are a cop to arrest them
Tell them monsters exist
Tell them mommys/daddys cant solve everything
Laugh evily so they think you're posessed
Backhand them
wet willy/wedgie
Break something and threaten to blame it on them
Lock in a closet and say the boogy man will come
watch a scary movie and say its true
backhand them (Do. It.)
Tell them their existance is illegal
Backhand Them

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And Fun makes the world a better place<3
I would have more but I must go D:

BTW, I am not really that mean D:

Hang them upside down by a rope from the ceiling while shaving their barbie doll's head, laughing insanely, and telling them Santa, the easter bunny, and the tooth fairy aren't real.

Oh, and don't forget to use Mama Umbridge's Little Love Handle! ;)

~ Tell them they're having a nightmare

~ steal their cupcakes

~ Tell them they're dead

~ Tell them their dog/cat is dead

~ Tell them their parents are robots fattening them up so they can eat them when they turn 10

~ yell at them for breathing

~ Give them $20 a week pocket money and then take it away each time for bad behavior (breathing)

~Tell them they're a meanie

~ Tie their favourite toy to a helium balloon and set it into the skies on their birthday

~ Threaten to kill their favourite toy

~ Tell them their freinds are all aliens that want to eat their brains

1. Tell them if you get To close to the Fire The flames Suck them in

2. Tell them that someone murdered Barney then say he had it coming! 

3. Tell them that a shark is behind them just about to eat them

4. Tell them that the world is going to end at midnight

5. Tell them mud is really acid

6. Tell them the telly tubies are evil (i had a dream about that)

(8< 

Tell them that bunny rabbits eat brains

Hit them

Go BOO

Laugh when they fall over

Steal their stuff

Tickle them REALLY HARD

• Show them the real form of Giygas (Earthbound Final Boss).
• Ask for them to clear the fourth stage of the game Maui Mallard in Cold Shadow.
• Show them Kogasa Tatara's umbrella.

(I did this to my little sis yesterday)

Put them in a room which they can't open/can't reach the hand of the door.

tell them there parents dont love them. 

refuse to give them candy (it always makes my brother cry)

Throw them in the ocean.

Make them take a bath

Throw rocks at them

dont allow them to do anything they ask to do. 

@Fun: As for the 'Tell them the stove is cold when it is on (being stupid; they will touch it)' thing. I have actually done that before. Touch a stove when it's on, I mean. xD

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Kill their pets.

While they are watching a kid show, change it to the news.

Kill them.

Kill their relatives.

Kill their friends.

Torture them.

Lock them outside at night.

Lock them in the garage.

Ditch them.

Yell at them.

Bite them.

Break their leg.

Break their face.

Break their arm.

Slap them.

Pour curry powder in their eyes.... Yusssss...

Dunk them in a swimming pool.

When they have to use the bathroom, lock the door to it so they can't get in. When they finally have a 'accident' take them outside and call their friends over. It works. xD Oh, but make sure to point out that they did so. Heee hee.

 When they have to use the bathroom, go "Drip, drop, drip, drop~" Over and over, blocking the door to the bathrooom while doing so. xDD 

 Approach them with a knife, looking all murderous. (don't actually kill them or hurt them. :P) Then laugh at them when they cry.