Sugar & Spice's Unsolicited Advices


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Winterlove

10:04pm Feb 28 2013 (last edited on 10:17pm Feb 28 2013)

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Sugar & Spice's Unsolicited Advices

Welcome one...welcome all!

Here you can find the most brilliant, amazing, intelligent, awesome advice givers of all time -- Sugar and Spice!

Whether you want it or don't want it, we will give your our utmost special care and attention. We want to give you our wonderful advice -- and at no cost. :O

We love you that much. o-o
It's great isn't it? 

So whether it's trivial or a very grave situation, ask us...ahem, I mean, listen to us as we give you our advice. It's our specialty and it only comes with sugar and spice! 

In the meantime, please enjoy a nice plate of cookies and a glass of milk while you wait your turn -- we are in high demand. 


*All unsolicited advice is not meant to hurt or insult other users. This is purely for fun and entertainment. If you do not wish to be a part of our advice-giving rampage, please do send either myself or Imaginary an rmail and we will not include you in this. Again, this is just for fun! 
 
Winterlove

10:05pm Feb 28 2013 (last edited on 5:31pm Mar 16 2013)

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The Chosen Ones

Oh goodness. You've received an rmail from us, haven't you? :O 

Congratulations! You've been selected to receive our amazingess, our specialness -- our advice! 

It's amazing, it's stupendous -- it's gonna be a long therapy session, honey, unless you listen specifically to both myself and Spice's advice. Mmmhmm. Tsk, tsk. 

Don't worry, just listen to us and you'll be fine!



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Sugar & Spice have served (given) over 4 people and saved them from their demise. ;o;

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The After Stories of the Saved
You want facts, proof, evidence that we have helped people?
Here we have wonderful after-stories of the Chosen Ones and their final admittance to needing our gracious help.

Flor
Color
Wolf
Llama

...stories to be inserted soon. 
Imaginary

10:11pm Feb 28 2013

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WE WILL DESTROY WORLD PEACE WITH OUR GREAT ADVICES.
Winterlove

10:13pm Feb 28 2013 (last edited on 10:13pm Feb 28 2013)

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Yes, indeed my spicy friend. ;o;
Porkydoll

9:46am Mar 1 2013

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We're doomed :T
Imaginary

9:48am Mar 1 2013

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Doomed to succeed :U
Winterlove

5:55pm Mar 1 2013

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Everyone has a chance at receiving our amazing advice. :O
Winterlove

4:54pm Mar 16 2013

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Lol, you thought we were kidding. And that we forgot. 

YOU

WERE

WRONG. 

>:O 

The selection begins!
Winterlove

5:32pm Mar 16 2013

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Ah, it's a miracle! Llama has been saved. ;o;
Everly

1:41pm Mar 17 2013

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Ah so this is what you meant by helping people. /shot
Meg

9:26pm Mar 25 2013

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The thought of your help...
/shivers/
Imaginary

9:27pm Mar 25 2013

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I don't appreciate you talking to Sugar that way D;
Winterlove

9:40pm Mar 25 2013

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:c

Sugar is very sad now...Spice, we need to help Mega now. 
Imaginary

9:43pm Mar 25 2013

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Poor poor Sugar. 

We should help her.
Let's give her all the help.
Meg

10:35am Mar 30 2013

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Oh dear.
Winterlove

12:32am Apr 1 2013

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...ask and you shall receive, Mega. :O
neomaemae

1:48pm Apr 15 2013

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O_o


Advice?

Wh-what kind of advice?


psalm 103:12 |-/
Winterlove

11:47pm Apr 15 2013

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The best and most utmost helpful advice you could ever receive, of course. 

You'll be selected and receive the right guidelines to recover from whatever horrible, terrible illness - either mental or physical or perhaps even both - and you can go along your merry way. ;o; 
neomaemae

3:31pm Apr 16 2013

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w-well, th-that sound um, uh, n-nice.

best and u-utmost?


psalm 103:12 |-/
Winterlove

6:00pm Apr 16 2013 (last edited on 6:00pm Apr 16 2013)

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Ah, at least there's one person on Res that knows how great Sugar and Spice's advice are! 

...however, dear, I do have to take note of your stuttering. ;o; I'll talk to Spice about this and we'll go from there. 
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