Extremely Cheesy Poems [Win a Natural Colored Jelly Bean. ;D]


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o_O

9:05pm Nov 14 2009

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For the next week I'll be putting up some random sort of game each night. o_o
 
In one hour from right now [9:00 PM Res time] this game will be closed and I'll choose a winner.
 
Poems are based off their cheesy-ness and how much they amuse me, but wittiness is always helpful and will help break ties. o_o
 
No roses are red stuff please lolll. ;(
 
If you win, you get a Natural Colored Jelly Bean? ;O   Yaaayayayayay.
 
 
THE RULES:
 You get three entries. No more than that, but you don't have to use them all.
 
STICK TO THE TOPIC.  THE TOPIC IS...me. o_o  Yes.  Me.  Ter/Teresa/o_O or whatever you'd fancy to refer to me as.  It can even make fun of me. O_O  But keep things appropriate please.
 
Be a good sport.  Or else.
 
Don't steal. o_o  Don't just like...grab some already written poem and stick Ter in there...not cool.  I'm decently well-read so don't think...yeah.  Be original, yo.
 
 
 END OF RULES ;D!
 
Anything else is fair game.  Note that this is in GAMES because it is a GAME and GAMES are FUN.  So think of it as a game, not a contest! >;/
Outsane

9:07pm Nov 14 2009

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o_O
She is blue
Still.
 
*bows*




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9:09pm Nov 14 2009

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Moe

9:10pm Nov 14 2009

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Violets are planted. 

Roses are put in a vase.

I think I messed up this poem.

Just like your face. ^o^




Outsane

9:11pm Nov 14 2009

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Publish that Moe. O_O




InfernoFire

9:11pm Nov 14 2009 (last edited on 9:12pm Nov 14 2009)

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Ter likes to eat nachos

very cheesy nachos with puppy dogs on top

Ter eats them everyday and on Rescreatu too 

Nachos with dogs are yummy to Ter 




Meggie4584

9:12pm Nov 14 2009

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Teresa, are you a mother?

No? Oops, thought you were the saint we know as:

Mother Teresa!




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Honeybee

9:13pm Nov 14 2009

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My entry is:

 

Ter.

She is bloo.

So...

She is coo'.

 

But...

I want to be

Orange!

 

But orange won't rhyme...

And now I'm out of time! D8

Bye bye :D




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ShadowWolf199

9:14pm Nov 14 2009 (last edited on 9:25pm Nov 14 2009)

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Hehe, I am bad at cheezy poetry... Smacks hand...

 

Teresa the Piz'a

She may be a Tazza

Owned by no Oh

Uh-oh I think see left her woe

Right, its sitting on her toe.

 

There she sits on her plateau

Right where we began this show

Eating the pepperoni covered dough

 




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Syringa

9:14pm Nov 14 2009

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Ter is shweet,

Teresa is shweeter,

i love to eat,

cookies with sugar,

she went to a pond,

and looked about,

and she grew so fond,

she gave a shout,

and before her eyes,

a frog appered,

who told her lies,

and gave her fears,

so she kissed the frog,

to shut him up,

only to find,

that he was a pile of poop!




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Gunmetal

9:19pm Nov 14 2009 (last edited on 9:59pm Nov 14 2009)

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Blood is red.
 
Veins are blue.
I'll shoot Ter dead.
 
LeTainted too.
From, Gunmetal
. <---That was from Whits.  Love, Teh. ^o^
^ That was from Ter. ;o
(ILY TERESA AND WHITNEY)



Geonightrose

9:20pm Nov 14 2009

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O.O Poetry contest?

::clears throat::

 

Admin are red

Other staff are blue

If you see they're around

better watch what you do!

Cause the banhammer is ready

And the Great Ter lurks about

watching for evil spammers

in the box where you shout!

No begging no pleading

no crying or whining

Will keep this great staffer

from leaping from hiding.

So behave, for your sake

least she rip off your head.

The Great Ter is noted

for witty things that she's said.

And she can be funny

or she can be mean

Its your choice, don't you see?

Ter is a banhammer queen!

 




"How sad the world is when everyone holds out their hand when you have something to offer, then withdraws it when you are in need."
Neffera

9:21pm Nov 14 2009

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Teresa is her name a bright young woman you ever did see and heres why!

T is for tera as in the ever firma tera firma!

E is for envy because every one anvys to be her!

R is for random, for random is she!

S is for silly and surprising for surprisingly silly she is!

A is for Air, air is what she is with each step she takes a wind she makes!

T is for Tacky for Tacky she can be

E is for Ebil for Ebil is what she can be

R is for Racey for Racey she makes your heart

S is for Stylin for stylin she does

A is for adoration for adoration is what she makes.

Elwynn

9:21pm Nov 14 2009

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The Tooting Ter

 

Toot goes Ter, farting about,

It was so loud we all thought it was a shout,

It scared so many, there was no play,

Right after that all the noobies ran away:)

 

 




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Maia

9:22pm Nov 14 2009

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Patrick is red,

Teresa is blue.

I wanna stick a pin in her

Just like Voodoo. o3o





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Outsane

9:22pm Nov 14 2009

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You spelled Teresa wrong twice. );




Meggie4584

9:23pm Nov 14 2009

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Lol!! -loves Maia's Poem-



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Moe

9:26pm Nov 14 2009

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Two. Four. Six. Eight.

WHO DO WE APPRECIATE.

... Ter?

Not her! 

Haha, just a joke!

You guys shouldn't get so stoked!

It's a cheesy poem!

Don't be so woe'm!

... Does anything else rhyme with poem?




Neffera

9:30pm Nov 14 2009 (last edited on 9:48pm Nov 14 2009)

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Teresa is blue yes its true but not always so, for cheesy is as cheesy begets, Teresa is

blue teresa is cheesy theres no help to that cant help my self now, its in my blood shes

under my skin like a germ she infects me so gets me giddy and diddy my mind floats on

a teresa golden cloud filled with her blueness and blue ink i cant help my self im lost in

her, away i go off i go, there i go teresa's swept me away in her winds, i cant help it, im

in it, im in her, shes in me, she runs my blood now so cold, where oh where is the blue

that is teresa im so cheesy because shes in my blood, my skin does crawl with out her to

make it still shes in my blood like a germ with no purpose but to be how blue she is

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