To enter this contest, make an interesting post here. We will see what happens! =)

Prizes:

TO BE ANNOUNCED.
(Nothing under 1M value though. =) 

LARGE BOLDED ti
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Short, color-coded introduction that tells you a little about myself and my life story.

Reason I want your pet/item/egg/tu/love/charmander

semi-interesting closing statement.

                           -my name. 

The mystery was too much for me. I decided to peek into Broken's brain.

First, I prepared a dazzling R-ray beam to momentorily disorient Broken. Once that was done, I took a peep into her brain... And what I saw in there took my breath away...

So many colors.. So much information...  I wandered around... lost in the beauty of the meandering corridors and twisting mazes...

Oh wait! Broken's  waking up.. Must... Get... Back...

Oh no! She is opening her eyes... Whispering "Where am I?.."

Nooooooooooo.... 

I am trapped here for eternity!! Noooooo.... 

P:S: Broken - If you start hearing voices in your head, you know who's behind them...

Firstly, you are fantastic.
I'm sure you know that already though.
Zero users can properly dispute that fact.
Zillions of people know it too.
Even out of Res, I bet you're amazing.
How you keep it up, I've no idea.

Lovely, kind, and understanding.
Obviously generous.
Very pretty.
Evidently one of my best friends.
Staffing looks easy when you do it.

Before you say anything
Remember you asked for an interesting post.
Overall, I ask you to look at the first letter of each sentence.
Kay?
Ensure that you put them all together!
Now then, look at what that says, can you tell?

FIZZEH LOVES BROKEN

So first off I'm stealing the idea of colors, each point has a different color because colors are pretty and I like colors.

First point, I'm going to ramble. Ramble ramble ramble. Now this rambling will take an interesting turn (or annoying, you decide). i am like that one person that said that one thing that refused to have any grammar or punctuation or capitalization although i am going to spell right and its a really long sentence with no real point to it the idea changes partway thorugh this should be a new sentence and look i really cant spell o rite i was talking about something else and omg ur avatar is so kul how do i get it o wait you cant tell me and wat was i talking about again? Whatever, next point.

this is a really light color, good luck reading it. I'll make it short.... because I forgot what I was going to put once I realized how light this was.

So, this is a pretty color, let's stick with this one for a fun point. You are shiny. Yes, you, personally, are shiny. I'm not sure why. Not sparkly, because that'd be silly. Maybe it's all that gl*censored*... I dunno. You're also pointy and sharp and give me ouchies when I try to pet you.

So I forgot what else I was going to say, but that's ok because I kinda ran out of colors. ILU! Free stuff >.<

comment that appeals to the general public.

supporting detail for above comment. 

Wow, look at that comment.

Isn't that interesting?

I kinda tried to make an interesting comment

...I think I failed...

My mouth was numb from my filling... I was eating chocolate.Not the best thing after the dentist's.

I stumbled on this thread. Ouch! My toe hurts! *kicks thread angrily* It does not budge. The pain in my toe is double.

I prepare to make a giant leap over the thread.... and fall on top of it, soiling my face and my blue t shirt. It is only then I see THE MYSTERIOUS CONTEST.

I am in awe. Mystery... I stab the thread with my Ice Sickle Darts. Coloured ink spews out and splatters across my face. I already accepted that my shirt was ruined.

I stick my hand in the holes I have made. "Where is the MYSTERY!" I yell. The innards of Broken's thread squelch under my prying hands.

I hear a laugh- it is Broken. She seems both appalled and amused that I am stabbing her thread to death to find THE MYSTERY. Oh dear. I must run away.

Broken is too fast. She throws 14 shards of Broken Mirrors at me. Screaming I fall to the ground defeated, covered in ink that is still spewing from her thread. A dozen pixels surround me. I cannot make them out..

Is it THE MYSTERY? I black out.

-end scene-

OoOh HeY Moken Beers... CaN i BuY yOu a Driiink? hehehe...

or better yet, can you buy me a drink?

comment replying to LeTainted's comment about squggly boofs.

valid argument about them.