yeah so i'm in the market for a forged birth certificate and therefore if you have one kicking around or are the type of person to consider buying one from the cash shop for me, i would like to buy it from you

things i can pay you in:

pure tu
up to 250 credits
retired books (can list titles if anyone's interested)
art (again i can show you examples)
any reasonable combination thereof

name your price and we'll talk and slowly become besties

hahaha oh rescreatu who am i kidding we're all already besties