The Rivers Will Rise! The Cities Will Flood! UGLY TURTLES, HERE THEY COME!!!


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SugarSnow

6:02pm Sep 3 2011 (last edited on 9:13pm Sep 3 2011)

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UGLY TURTLES
 
OPEN!
 
 
This is my pet turtle, Ew! 
 
What is this atrocity, you ask? Well, they're UGLY TURTLES!!! Ugly Turtles (or Ugtles) are messed-up monstrosities that were drawn without a tablet! *gasp* Yes, I know, the horror! They even have a theme song!
 
They're terrifying, and disgusting! They're UGLY TURTLES. Yeah!
 
How filthy, I know. But these Ugtles still deserve a good home, even if they are shun-worthy. You can adopt an Ugly Turtle for only 25-50k, depending on the rarity! Everything else is under control too! Other than the fact that the rivers will rise and the cities will flood with Ugly Turtles! And you can help in this revolution of odd little creatures by adopting an Ugtle today!
 
Here are a few ground rules:
 
#1: No art theft. (They're so ugly though, why would anyone want to steal them?)
#2: Only adopt one egg per bale nest.
#3: Pay me right after hatching your Ugly Turtle.
#4: No spamming, complaining, or requesting a change in your turtle. You get what you buy. No refunds!
#5: Tell me right away if you don't want your Ugtle anymore. It will be sent to the Pound, where someone else can adopt it. Remember: You will not get a refund for turning in your Ugtle.
#6: I have the right to deny you an Ugly Turtle Egg. I also have the right to ban you from this thread. (I think. xD)
#7: ANYWAYS... I think that's it. ;D I guess rule number 7 doesn't actually exist.
#7: WAIT. There is a rule number 7! Fan art of Ugtles is appreciated, but I will not pay for it, hence the term, "fan art." I will be sure to post any fan art of Ugtles here. <3 
 
NO POSTING YET.




SugarSnow

6:07pm Sep 3 2011 (last edited on 12:30am Sep 5 2011)

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This is where you can adopt Ugtle eggs, for a small price.
 
EGGS:
 
Eggs? Yes, eggs! You can't have Ugtles without their eggs! Anyways, each egg costs 25-50k TU, depending on the rarity. You are only allowed to adopt one egg per bale nest. (A bale is a group of turtles. A bale nest is a bunch of eggs laid by a single bale of turtles.)
 
There are three different types of eggs. There are Angry Eggs, O_o Eggs, and Sad Eggs. They're always unhappy because they're so darn UGLY. Sad Eggs are common, Angry Eggs are uncommon, and O_o Eggs are very rare. Sad Eggs cost 25,000 TU, Angry Eggs costs 35,000 TU, and O_o Eggs costs 50,000 TU. Each bale nest will have the same type of egg. Your eggs will hatch after you adopt them. 
 
Oh, well, what's the difference between the Eggs? Well Sad Eggs hatch common Ugtles, which are common because they only have one color for their entire body. Angry Eggs are uncommon because they have more than one color. O_o Eggs are rare because they have so many different colors! They also have strange designs that you wouldn't see on a normal Ugly Turtle. You'll understand when you see all of the different types of Ugtles. 
 
The Ugtle Eggs even have a theme song!
 
They're interesting, and scary too! They're Ugly Turtle Eggs! YEAH. 
 
Fill out this form to adopt an Ugtle Egg: 
 
Username:
Egg Number:
Name of Ugtle:
Items: 
Total Payment:
 
The Total Payment part includes the original price of 25-50k, the price of items if you bought any, as well as any tips. Tips are completely optional and you definitely do not have to give me any. However, they are appreciated. But, I'm afraid you do have to pay 25-50k, no matter what. There are no discounts! EVER.  NO EXCEPTIONS. There might occasionally be a teeny tiny exception, but it has to be a super special occasion. <3
 
Here is the current bale nest:
 
BALE NEST:
 
#1:
 
#2:
ADOPTED! 
 
#3:
ADOPTED! 
 
These are Angry Eggs, so they cost 35k per egg. 
 




SugarSnow

6:07pm Sep 3 2011 (last edited on 11:35am Sep 5 2011)

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This is where you can buy various items for your Ugly Turtles!
 
ITEMS: 
 
Here you can buy items for you Ugtles. There are a few different things. I may add more things eventually. ANYWAYS... I have quite a few different items. You are only allowed to buy an item when you adopt an Ugtle Egg. (There's a space in the adoption form for items.) You have to use your item right after you buy it on your Ugtle. (If you have more than one Ugtle, you can choose which Ugtle to use it on.) You cannot save an item for later. Be sure to read all of the item deions fully.
 
SHOP:
 
 Atrocious Awesome Apples - 5,000 TU
This horribly shaped apple catches your eye. SugarSnow explains she almost called it the Atrocious Apple, but decided against it and instead dubbed it the Awesome Apple. However, Ew, her Ugtle, always enjoys to put Atrocious before Awesome. SugarSnow always has to cross the "atrocious" part out. SugarSnow also said that this apple is very healthy and will help your Ugly Turtle to grow bigger. There are three different kinds of apples: Fiji, Golden Delicious, and Granny Smith.
This apple will make your Ugtle bigger in size. Each apple will make your Ugtle a different size, depending on which type you buy.
 
 
Boring (And Ugly) Banana - 5,000 TU
You look at this horrendously-shaped fruit, and you suddenly realize it's a sad attempt at a banana fruit. SugarSnow says it's the world's only ugly banana. However, it's very boring, and SugarSnow needed an alliteration, so she had to put the ugly part in parentheses and instead called it the "Boring Banana." SugarSnow really doesn't want this pathetic yellow fruit, so she'll give it to you for only 5k.
This banana... does literally... NOTHING. It's simply a source of amusement because it's so darn UGLY. Only one exists.
Purchased by snowflake139! 
 
 
 
Color Cupcake - 15,000 TU
This cupcake has pink icing and rainbow sprinkles. A round, juicy red cherry sits on the top of the cupcake. It looks very delicious and a tantalizing smell is coming from the baked treat. Your Ugtle seems to want to eat it, its eyes hungry and its mouth open with delight. However, SugarSnow keeps your Ugtle from eating the cupcake, for it has an effect if you eat it, as well as a price of 15k TU.
This cupcake will randomly change the color and/or pattern of your Ugtle. You do not get to choose the color and/or pattern.
 
 
Gender Gelato - 10,000 TU
You glance at a gelato that's very oddly colored. There's some pink parts and some blue parts. There are two small star-shaped pink candies in the drink. Vanilla soft-serve ice cream is on the bottom as well as on the top. The soft-serve ice cream looks creamy and delicious, and a tangy, fruit-like scent is coming from the gelato. SugarSnow picks up your Ugtle with a smile, taking it away from the odd-looking drink. The gelato has an effect like all the other items once consumed, and has a price of 10k TU. 
This gelato will change the gender of your Ugtle.
 
 
 
Horrible Heavenly Hot Chocolate - Free 
You spot this terrible-looking mug of hot chocolate. SugarSnow says that this is Heavenly Hot Chocolate, although Ew likes to call it Horrible Hot Chocolate. SugarSnow always has to cross the "horrible" part out, which Ew always loves to add on. SugarSnow explains that even though it's unattractive, the hot chocolate is very delicious and good for your Ugtle. She says that this hot chocolate is free because it's very easy to make. You get to choose what color mug you want too! This complimentary mug of hot chocolate will make your Ugly Turtle very happy.
It's free, so might as well request one. Even if it doesn't do anything, you don't even have to pay!
 
 
 
Identity Ice Cream - 20,000 TU
You stare at a big bowl of ice cream. There's a scoop of strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate. The three scoops of ice cream radiate a chilly air, making you shiver with anticipation. You desperately want to eat it. A gray handle of a spoon is sticking out of the large mound of ice cream. Your Ugtle waddles over to eat it, but SugarSnow again has to prevent your Ugly Turtle from eating the enchanted food. This ice cream has a cost of 20k TU, making it the most expensive item, but its effect is very unique.
This ice cream will allow you to change the name of your Ugly Turtle. You can choose the name, or have me name it randomly for you.
 
 
Passion Potion - 15,000 TU
This pink drink has odd little heart-shaped candies in it, as well as three square ice cubes. It smells sweet and tropical, with a long, light purple straw sticking out of it. Your Ugtle seems excited when it looks at this potion. It seems to want to drink it, but yet again, SugarSnow drags the potion away before your Ugly Turtle can drink it. There's an effect if you drink it, as well as a price of 15k TU. SugarSnow says that it only works on females, so if you hatch an Ugtle and feed the potion to it and the Ugtle turns out to be male, the potion will have no effect. 
This drink will cause your Ugly Turtle to reproduce. This only works on females.
 
 
 
 Rainbow Random Rubber Ducks - 20,000 TU
This odd little rubber duck is hollow. There are seven different colors. All of those colors are in the rainbow. There SugarSnow invites you to shake it. You do, and you realize that something is in the hollow duck! Curious, you immediately want to know what is in the duck, making such an odd noise when you shake it. SugarSnow states that you can only buy one rubber duck every week. You also have to get a different color every single week. So you can't get red two times in a row. You have to get red, then a different color, and then you can get red again. But not in a row. SugarSnow simply smiles and says that a single duck costs 20k TU. It might be one of the most expensive items, but SugarSnow says it's worth it. She says that each color duck has a unique prize. There's a cycle so that each coior duck gets a new prize every month or so. She also warns you that there's a chance that you might not get anything from the duck!
This duck will give you a random prize if you buy it. The prizes vary depending on the color. There's a 10% chance you won't get a prize.
 
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Mumbling Mushroom - 20,000 TU
This tiny, odd-looking Mushroom seems to be unhappy. Its mumbling to itself; probably complaining about how small it is. You try and pick it up, when SugarSnow slaps your hand away. She tells you that whenever you touch the Mumbling Mushroom, it will bite you unless you're SugarSnow, because she's its creator. The Mumbling Mushroom has unknown effects. SugarSnow's been too afraid to try it out, but if you're willing to be a test dummy, you can try and use it on your Ugtle, she says. But for the price of 20k, making it another very expensive product. 
This mushroom will bite your Ugtle. It has unknown effects.
 
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Terrific Toadstool - 15,000 TU
This toadstool smiles at you, and starts to brag about how much bigger it is than the Mumbling Mushroom. It also tells you that it is so awesome and so terrific that it will add a random piece of clothing/accessory to your Ugtle. All you have to do is purchase the Terrific Toadstool and it will create an item for your Ugtle to wear. It says that it's the Mumbling Mushroom's rival, and is trying to become more popular by being a lower, more affordable price, as well as giving something away as well! SugarSnow nods blankly, as if she's heard this speech before.
This toadstool will give your Ugtle a random piece of clothing/accessory! You do not get to choose the clothing/accessory.
 
 
Giant Gumball - 10,000 TU
You see a giant pink gumball just sitting in the corner. SugarSnow explains that she has no idea what's up with it. It's just been there forever and ever since the UTS opened. She says that you could take it off her hands for only 10k TU, although maybe you shouldn't. After all, it's just a bubblegum-flavored gumball that's pink and large. What's so special about it? It's just a ball of bubblegum... Right?
I honestly have no idea what this is for. Only one exists.




SugarSnow

6:08pm Sep 3 2011 (last edited on 12:57pm Sep 4 2011)

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This is where you can adopt abandoned Ugtles!
 
POUND:
CLOSED 
 
This is the Pound. Come here if you want to adopt any abandoned Ugly Turtles. There is a small fee though... You have to pay 10k to adopt an Ugtle from the Pound. Hey, at least it's not 25-50k. ;D Anyways... Like when adopted an Ugtle Egg, you have to pay right after you adopt. One more thing:You are only allowed to adopt one Ugtle from the Pound every week. The Pound will open once a week, provided there are Ugtles in it, and will stay open for one hour. Have fun! I hope you find your dream Ugtle. 
 
ABANDONED UGTLES:
 
There are no Ugtles in the Pound! 




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6:08pm Sep 3 2011 (last edited on 10:51pm Sep 4 2011)

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This is where you can view various announcements.
 
UPDATES:
 
Check here when you want to see what's going on in the Ugly Turtle Shop! I'll try and update the announcements frequently, but I'll probably fail and go like, an entire week without any announcements. xD 
 
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
 
9/4/11:
~ I added a bunch of new items as well! This includes the duckies, the gumball, the mushroom, and the toadstool, as well as a few others. Enjoy! ~
 
~ There are items available now! ~
 
9/3/11:
~ The Ugly Turtle Shop (or UTS) is officially open for business! ~ 




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6:08pm Sep 3 2011 (last edited on 7:50pm Sep 4 2011)

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This is where you can retrieve links to your Ugtles if you lose them.
 
ARCHIVES:
 
Oh, you've lost your link to your Ugly Turtle, haven't you? SHAME ON YOU.
Just kidding. xD Only take your Ugtles, okay? No stealing other peoples' Ugtles' links!
 
YAY:
 
dogpaw49:
 
 
Alex (Female)
 
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Meelanya:
Tortwack (Male)
 
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SugarSnow

6:35pm Sep 3 2011 (last edited on 6:36pm Sep 3 2011)

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Reserved, just in case!




SugarSnow

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The Ugly Turtle Shop is now open for business!




Clouding

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Good luck Sugarling! <3
-Snugs turtle-





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SugarSnow

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Thankies. <3




dogpaw49

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Username:dogpaw49
Egg Number:2!
Name of Ugtle: If not Alex
Total Payment:35k
ill pay now 
 



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dogpaw49:
 
 
You pick up the Angry Egg with pink splotches on it. It begins to rock back and forth. Surprised, you watch as the egg cracks open and an Ugly Turtle sits in your palm.
 
 
Congratulations! You have hatched a female Ugtle! You decide to name the Ugtle Alex.




dogpaw49

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yay!



SugarSnow

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There are now items available for purchase!




Meelanya

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Woaw! Your items are awesome! :D I'd like to buy an egg, please! But I think you made a mistake, though. Is it the egg #3 that's been adopted or the egg #2? Anyways, I'd like one or the other! xD Sending 35k! c:




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1:49pm Sep 4 2011 (last edited on 1:50pm Sep 4 2011)

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xD Thankies. <3 It took me so long to come up with the names. x3

.... NYEEEH. I did make a mistake. xD Thanks for telling me that. owo Aweshom. Hold on... I must upload the turtles. You get #3 so I don't have to change it. xD





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1:53pm Sep 4 2011 (last edited on 2:33pm Sep 4 2011)

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Meelanya:
 
You pick up the Angry Egg with blue splotches on it. It begins to rock back and forth. Surprised, you watch as the egg cracks open and an Ugly Turtle sits in your palm. 
Congratulations! You have hatched a male Ugly Turtle! What will you name him?
 
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Can you believe that I drew everything here without a tablet?! >_<" It's not too shabby. xD




Meelanya

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I love him! He's going to be called ... ugh .... Tortwack! xD




SugarSnow

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xD Okay then. owo There are some new items up for sale! They're... *drumroll* ;JSBAKJ GO AND CHECK FOR YOURSELF. xD




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i want 5 ducks! * sends tu*



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