Oh jeez. I have like fifty-billion. The one I drag out the most is my suicidal albino bookworm (Neil) though and I have no idea why.

My oldest character is named Gibil. He came to life when I was a wheeee larva baby (about 9 or so) He is a zombie. His girlfriend chopped his head off with an ax on Valentines day (he had just dumped her, because he had recently realized how crazy she was)

This did not work out in his favor! Unexplained events made him come back to life- though with another personality; Gavin (who for some reason has red eyes when Gibil has blue eyes... yeah), who had actually been locked away for a long time. Gavin proceeded to go exact revenge on Alexia, Gibil's ex-girlfriend.

Being a zombie must be awesome, you think. Well. He isn't. All he does is hide in his Mom's attic (it has been about... 5 years now?) and knits sweaters. Oh. and he doesn't brush his hair because one hair brushing incident took his head off. He is my grumpy emo cow and I will love him forever.

ahh no, make me stop I will go on forever.  look what you made me do. xD