Teacher De
Yes, you have heard correctly. I am now a teacher. And I'll teach you children facts about rescreatu that only certain people know. :D Are you excitied? Omaigosh, yes, you should be! >:O Here, we will start with the basics.
Lesson One- Kir:
Yes Kir. What a freak. He disguises himself, so he can do... STUFF to your pets. Well, the thing is, KIR IS A BIG FAT LIAR! >:O He tells you the pets are for his aliens, but NO. Even worse... What could possibly be worse than him giving them to aliens who the pets will be scared of? Well, here is the big truth... HE EATS THE PETS! The poor petties! :c And now you wonder where ivik eggs come from, eh? Well, the pets give Darth Vader I mean Kir, a very high nutritional value and he actually lays the ivik eggs. How can a robot lay eggs, you ask? Well, you have seen how iviks are adorable, but mutated. It is the remains of various pets given to kir. With the RSTU001s, it is a diffirent story. He pulls peices off him self to create them, then he remakes the part of his body. And the berries... They come from... His behind. D: Kir has hired heaps of squishy makers to make the squishies, so he doesn't have to do it. And I have no idea how he gets the rest. c: You have just learn't a valuable lesson. So do not forget it!
Lesson Two- Bad Users:
So bad users. I mean swearers and meanies. Meanies are mean because they are jealous of your face. c: And swearers are jealous of awesome vocab and stuff, and they think it is chat-speak. Or people say they hate Res, but hate is another way of saying love. c: I think.
So far you have only learned two lessons. That is all you need to know for today.
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This is all made up stuff, so do not confront another user and tell them this, thinking you are really smart. Thanks.
~De
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