Allen.

Is my Great.

Aunt?!

o3o 

She is. Daddy uses her smelly old house as a threat when I misbehave. :c

And.. it's a long story, Kitten. xD I think just about our whole family is gender-confused.

Darn it. I had a really crazy dream, but.. I can't remember it. o_o

What Yoshi said. We have a very gender-confused family.

Like Yoshi's my aunt, but she's also a son. 

ohmigawsh.

I had this weird dream last month, I still remember it very vividly. Okay okay so here I go!
I was at a retirement home sitting on a couch, next to an old lady whom I didn't know. I have no clue why I was there, I just was. Next to the old lady's side of the couch there was a side table with an old fasioned telephone. The phone started ringing and for some reason I know it was Adam Lambert, I was liek "Ohmigawsh! old lady answer the phone!" The elderly woman just looked at me for a moment and looked away. I was like screaming now and then I climbed over the old lady and answered the phone, "Hello?" and in my dream and in real life I said hello. lol xD Then when I said that my step sister was like "Did you just say hello?" Then I said, "Yeah...I think so." lol

I have messed up dreams o_O

None are terrifyingly bloody, but one is...erm.... weird, so I shall edit the story.

Dream no. 1:  I was sitting on a stool at my kitchen counter talking about politics with two giant cupcakes with faces.

Dream no. 2:  (Note: I used to be obsessed with Sims 2 Pets for PS2)  I was at an Easter egg hunt on a floating plot of land that looked similar to the grandma's house from spongebob.  I, my sister, and my mom, were sims.  There were other random sims, too.  My mom picks up a plastic easter egg and opens it.  A piglet pops out.  Mom exclaims:"I found a pig :D"  My sister opens another plastic egg, and another piglet pops out.  "Me too! :o" she cried.  "I want a pig, too 8(" I said.  Then, I got one :)

Dream no. 3:  I was at the mall. (My two worst nightmares happened at the mall, and there were vines hanging from the ceiling in both dreams)  A man is forcing a lady to kiss him.  Then, he pushes her down, gets up, walks over, and sets up a bomb thing.  A man on his cellphone says calmly into his cellphone:"Hello, 911?  Yes, there's a man here with a bomb, I'm at the ma-" but then the man with the bomb takes out a gun and shoots the man.  He falls down, dead, but not bleeding.  (Thankfully, I don't have a gory imagination)  Then, my mom yells loudly:"Somebody call the cops!!!!)  He then shoots my mom, once again, no blood.  I scream, and he runs at me.  I run away.  He chases me deeper into the mall, and he closes in on me.  I back up, and fall over a concrete curb surrounding a mini-garden.  He pulls out his gun and aims.  My mom swins on a vine and knocks him over.  She jumps to the ground.  He gets up and shoots her, and this time, she's really dead.  I run up a flight of stairs and out onto a terrace. (???) He corners me, ready to shoot.  I woke up.

Dream no. 4:  (Dream no. 4 & 5 happened the same night)  My dad, who is balding, was sitting around a table with me.  Suddenly, a few of his hairs light aflame for no apparent reason.  I woke up.

Dream no. 5:  I was at my friend's house, on a matress next to her bed.  (I was, in reality, sleeping over her house that night)  I was wearing a pair of five inch high heels, and I was walking, then I stumbled over a hairbrush and fell, breaking my ankle.

Dream no. 6:  Mr. Krabs, from spongebob, was running around, hugging random objects like a lamp, table, cash register, etc.  Then, a donkey randomly walked into the room.

:) Liked my strange dreams?

I wish I could tell you a more realistic, deep, sad dream, but I have none that I remember.

Myth your dreams are epic and funny.

my dream,i fell asleep and dreamed about falling asleep and dreamed about falling asleep and,well you get the point

I had a dream this morning that someone made the last box of mac' and cheese before I could. And used nasty stick butter. I wasn't happy.

And I think there was another one that had to do with exploding bras. o_o

XD Exploding bras? Wow.

I had another one last night.  I remember my dreams better when I have my friends sleeping over.

My middle school was having some kind of dance, but it was like a prom.  Then, someone calls me on my cell and tells me to go to my grandparent's house.  I bring my friend, and we ride our bikes to their house.  (Note:  My grandparents live 35 minutes by car away from my house with no traffic.  It would probably take about an hour or so by car to get there from my school) We get there in like five minutes, go inside, pet  their puppy, Maxwell, eat cookies, and leave.  (Note #2: It did not look like my grandparents house, they do not have a puppy, and my grandma doesn't bake.  Ever.)  Then, we left, and it was like 9 o' clock, so the dance was over.  We went home.

XD Weird. Not as weird as the others, though.

i love your dreams myth tell m e more.

my brother ate my dream in my dream D: it was him coming up and opening his mouth,a crunchy sound and "Mm good dreams" in a really deep voice for a 5 year old,then nothing 0_o

XD

Wow, kitten.

Last night I had a dream.  A giant dinosaur was attacking the people on my street, and we had to hide every time he attacked.  He was quite stupid, because I hid behind a lamp and it didn't see me.  Then, we decided to attack back.  There was this boy on my street, and he had to kiss a rhinocerous for a longer time than a lemur, and while they were, the dinosaur attacked.  I killed it, and for some reason, its dead body *censored*umed the form of a hat and nerdy gl*censored*es.  My mom said;"You gotta burn these, no matter how creepy it may seem."  My friend agreed, and we watched as the hat and gl*censored*es smouldered in my fireplace.

For some reason, it seemed like we were in the early nineties, which is weird since I was born in '98.

My favorite dream is a little too extreme for this site XD it was hilarious and random though, it just includes too much cursing and violence...
BUT!
A long while ago, i had this dream i made friends with a very very grumpy liger who could talk, and got very easyily annoyed with me, i just can't remember any details on what exactly happened... But we went on adventures |D
And that's how i came up with my character Mr.Liger =P

If i have any good dreams i'll post em' ^^