Mihashi's Mistakes: Welcome to Hellfest 2017, Kiddos


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Mic

4:14am Jun 22 2017 (last edited on 6:20am Jun 22 2017)

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whats up guys it's me, the best user on Rescreatu, back at it again with more enlightening facts and useful tips to improve your quality of life on this dumpster fire of a website

Q: What is your post schedule?
A: Whenever I diggety dang well feel like it, sweet cheeks.

my old thread for a picture of what you're getting into: 

DISCLAIMER: LIFE IS FLEETING, NOTHING IS REAL AND IF YOU FALL FOR ANY OF IT WELL GOLLY GOSH GEE DARN MY GOOD CHUM I GUESS YOU JUST AREN'T THE SHARPEST LIGHTBULB IN THE POTATO BUCKET BUT THAT'S FINE NOBODY'S PERFECT.

so yeah lets get this started

MIHASHI FACT #1:
Lance loves medieval weaponry and has posters of various lances all over their bedroom. What the hell is a Voltron?

MIHASHI TIP #1:
The true key to being allowed to insult anyone you please on this site is by becoming friends with them. No mod can stop you, because they'll never know if you're joking or not.



"Noodle boy! I thought I smelled some garbage. Turns out I was right!"
Juke

4:20am Jun 22 2017

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Subbing hi
NARUTO

4:34am Jun 22 2017

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WHAT THE HELL IS A VOLTRON
Mic

4:34am Jun 22 2017

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MIHASHI FACT #2:
Sombra from Overwatch joined the site, but got bored and so wrote a program to play and yes, even chat for her. We've been talking to a sassy .exe file this entire time.

MIHASHI TIP #2:
Never incubate your eggs before selling them! That would be letting the lazy commonfolk win! Why should you sell something that is ready to go? They should be glad you, the benevolent all-mighty seller, are giving them a chance to train their clicking finger.



"Noodle boy! I thought I smelled some garbage. Turns out I was right!"
FluzzMe

4:46am Jun 22 2017

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bless whatever black void remains of ur soul 
Malik

4:50am Jun 22 2017

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I've never incubated an egg in my life 
Mic

5:03am Jun 22 2017 (last edited on 5:07am Jun 22 2017)

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MIHASHI FACT #3:
Rattlesnake is not what you think they are. "Let me guess, they're an actual snake?" you ask? Of course not, where did you get that ridiculous idea? In truth, they just have this one really weird Metal Gear Solid AU fanfic...

MIHASHI TIP #3:
Guilt trip people over your own weak will and proceed to be incredibly salty for several months to leave a lasting and lovely impression upon them when they depart from the site.

oh god i have so many regrets



"Noodle boy! I thought I smelled some garbage. Turns out I was right!"
Rattlesnake

5:25am Jun 22 2017

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subbing omg


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Setzer

6:18am Jun 22 2017

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*slams that subscribe button* :U
Mic

2:54pm Jun 22 2017

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MIHASHI FACT #4
Malik is actually no longer interested in the Assassin's Creed series of games. Their username comes from their woeful inability to spell or pronounce "milk".

MIHASHI TIP #4
Complain incessantly about your poor luck during holiday egg hunts to activate the Bad Luck Protection which makes it statistically more likely to find them! Fact within the tip: In the code that activates Bad Luck Protection there is a single line that reads "Stop your damn whining already, sheesh."



"Noodle boy! I thought I smelled some garbage. Turns out I was right!"
Malik

3:09pm Jun 22 2017

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How did you know I was actually homogenized malik? 8O
Kina

3:22pm Jun 22 2017

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subs
Mic

3:55pm Jun 22 2017

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MIHASHI FACT #5
Steampunk is not named after the genre of science-fiction. In truth, they are just a particularly edgy person sitting in a sauna 24/7.

MIHASHI TIP #5
Be as condescending as possible and ask questions you know that others don't know the answer to. You'll be well-liked when you finally bless the poor uninformed children with your worldly knowledge.



"Noodle boy! I thought I smelled some garbage. Turns out I was right!"
Oz

4:00pm Jun 22 2017

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/Subs. Must admit, I like this.
Mic

10:34pm Jun 22 2017

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MIHASHI FACT #6
Malcolm, menacing and infamous boss of the Black Market on Reiflem, was once a bright-eyed young man with great talent in animation. Sadly, personal issues within his life caused him to leave the business for good before his masterpiece "Samurai Jaaku" could be complete.

MIHASHI TIP #6
Buy enough books from Book Bargains you'll eventually unlock the hidden player housing feature: Book forts! However, the only books that work towards unlocking this feature are the special ones such as Campfire Stories and PAB Honorable Mentions. Better break out your wallets, folks...



"Noodle boy! I thought I smelled some garbage. Turns out I was right!"
Mic

10:57pm Jun 22 2017

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MIHASHI FACT #7
Every time you ask about the next Comet Festival, Reiflem's in particular gets put off another year. Will we ever see what the Guardian Otroe and his phoenix Pyre look like? Well maybe if you kept quiet for once...

MIHASHI TIP #7
If you have something extremely serious going on in your life, be sure to ask the SB for advice. Random-ass people on a children's pet site absolutely know 100% what they're talking about, understand 100% of your situation and are never wrong about anything. Stake your entire quality of life on the SB's recommended course of action.



"Noodle boy! I thought I smelled some garbage. Turns out I was right!"
skiski951

5:38pm Jun 23 2017

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Subbing, this is to good
(I read your other one of these)
(Do one about me please)
(I will disobey all your orders)
(Until the Comet Festival is back)
(Unless you make one about me...)


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Anya5544

10:13am Jun 24 2017

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I'm so subbing this.


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Mic

4:58pm Jun 25 2017

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Small update: This thread isn't dead (yet...?), I'm currently suffering from food poisoning and can't really think of funny Res stuff at the moment. So yeah :V



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skiski951

5:05pm Jun 25 2017

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I hope you get better soon!


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