Yeah.

We're talking about it.

I know you expected your parents to give you "the talk", but it's not gonna happen. They don't love you.

But I do.

So. Lets talk.

When a RESCREATU and a USERS love each other VERY much, they UPGRADE together. A PATRICK kind of feeling is experienced during UPGRADE. After a while, the PATRICK feeling causes the RESCREATU to explode, finishing the UPGRADE, and the RESCREATU gives birth to a VERSION 3 a few hours later.

c:

....
What? You don't understand?

|B

...I don't love you anymore.



Ok, so being totally serious now.

V3 looks and feels great, even on my bare skin. Some of you might feel differently, but the rash can be cured with antibiotics.

Lets tackle the big subject here. Egg rotting.
I know a lot of you are upset about eggs rotting. You've got hundreds- or in yoshi's case, thousands and thousands of delicious drindian eggs. I know you don't want those to go to waste for nothing.

WELL GOOD NEWS! :D
They won't. There IS a new feature coming out sometime in the future which is supposed to give value and purpose to rotted eggs. This feature is SO GRAND, in fact, that staff have said you'll be TRYING to rot your eggs!
Still not good enough? Well, if you want, I will buy your eggs. Yes, any and all common eggs, I will buy. As there is no current shop prices because eggs cannot be stocked there, simply give me a price, and the amount of eggs, and we'll work something out.

I am only offering this for as long as I have TU.

NOW. I am not sure what the function is or when it will come out, but don't panic.
 I'm sure if you use enough lubricant it'll eventually come out on it's own...

Onto our next subject- hatch fail rate.
The hatch fail rate is bothering a LOT of people- and I can understand why. Your eggs are rotting..and now you're failing hatches left and left.
What do you mean left "and" right? If it was right then you wouldn't be left with any rights!
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Well there's good news, too.
~I WONT BE MAKING ANY MORE JOKES!~
And thus, you, too, will be the winner. How?
Well, it's simple. First of all, since eggs can no longer be hoarded, their prices will go up. Yes, that means you'll pay more for eggs if you don't go hunt them down. It also means you'll get a lot more for extra eggs you want to sell, especially incubated ones. Yes, this will cause some modest inflation in pet and egg prices - but you will be getting a return on that inflation.
Prices for pets will only ever rise to what someone is willing to pay. Keep that in mind.

Those complaining about kir being hard enough already; I'll say this as nice as I can.

Stuff it in your BUT HOL.

Kir was never meant to be easy. it is a long-term goal; one of the hardest on res ON PURPOSE. Do not play kir for profit or if you can't afford to throw millions upon millions of tu away is all I can say. Only play if you intend to take your time and keep your prize. You can actually make money on kir. How you ask? Simple! HATCH ALL THE PETS YOU NEED! :D

...What do you mean that's a bad idea? D:

OK, we looked at the bad. now look at everything GOOD.
The forums?  AWESOME. You can use your HA's now. They're bigger. Better. More organized. Faster. you can bookmark. you can press enter without the little typing stick going down the highway to hell 2 rows below. And lets not lie; they look like chocolate whale that spouts strawberries and cream. ...Mmm...chocol- lol getting a little sidetracked, moving on.

Rmail? FASTER. you type in the TOP now, not the bottom. so much SPACE. you can make folders and it's more organized.
 CLEANER.
 I'd eat jello off that interface.

Let's not even mention the chat system.
...
Ok, let's mention the chat system. Some of you love it, some of you hate it. I LOVE IT. mostly. I agree, it could use some slightly bigger text. But other than that? perfect. You can now IM your respals and anyone in the SB instead of having to rmail them. Do you know how much easier and faster that makes things? I no longer have to keep my SB in a separate tab like I used too, which made me miss HOURS of actual playtime, because i'd be afraid to miss something talking to me. Now i can go wherever I want, however much i want to go there and NOBODY can tell me otherwise!

You've probably noticed by now that my grammar & smelling have gotten 20% less cool since i started this blog. Well it's all started when...



IT'S OVER NYAN-THOUUUUUUSAND!

over nyan-thousand awesome. Yes.

Also, I don't think you could possibly have used any more memes.