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saryapink

1:43pm Feb 22 2011

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Angel, then I shall fight you with this cookie! >:D It is the ultimate weapon! *tosses cookie*  You know you can't resist it. ;D

yah.  wel'l totaley wni teh speeling beee. lets alll go entre a speeling bea rite naow.  srsly.




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ashdog554

2:51am Feb 25 2011

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Ya. Lez goe rite noaw i baet well awl maek et two regonalz. 8D



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petra13131

2:58am Feb 25 2011

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Pie Nose reght wel habe ih id tge bahg.



ashdog554

5:37pm Feb 25 2011

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@Angel: I know the InuYasha episode you were talking about now. It's episode 129, with the giant wild boar who seems to be veerrry similar to Miroku. XDD Hilarious!

 




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angel944988

2:00pm Feb 26 2011

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LOL, yes thats the episode!

I will use pie!

Throws a pie in your, face then one in mine, then one at the cookie. MWAHAHAHA!




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angel944988

2:35pm Feb 26 2011

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Lesson # 1

"I was at school, in cl*censored*, taking a test. As I came to the last question it asked: What is the first name of your head janitor?: Why would I know her name? I had only seen her five times. She was tall probly in her mid 50s she had brown hair too. But why would I know her name. I handed my paper in the teacher leaving the last question blank. At the end of cl*censored* a kid asked: "Does the last question count as a grade?" : The teacher replied: "Yes because you need to know the name of everyone you meet no matter who they are what they do and how they look. And you shouldn't judge them for the either." :

I have never for gotten that

And later I found out, Her name was Dorothy.

Lesson # 2

A boy walked into a resturant and the waitress seated him. "What would you like?" she asked. "How much is a sundae?" he asked her. "50 cents" she replied. The boy counted his money. "How much is plain icecream. The waitress was growing impacient. She looked over and saw people wanting to be seated. "35 cents" she replied. The boy counted his money again. "I'll have the plain icecream" He replied. The waitress brought him his icecream. The boy ate it and then left. The waitress began to cry while she was cleaning his table. Because there next to the plate was two quarters and a nickle.

See the reason for this was the boy couldn't get the sundae because he needed enough to leave her a tip.

And kids raerly leave tips for waitresses

Lesson # 3

There was a little girl about 8 years old. She was in the hospital with a rare disease. She needed new blood fast. The doctors were testing donors but none of them had the right blood. Then her brother stepped up. He was about 6 and he wanted to save his sister. They tested him and he had the same blood. "Are you sure you can give your sister a little bit of your blood?" The doctore asked him. "Yes" he replied. The next day the doctors hooked them up. The boy smiled at his sister as they hooked them up. The blood went from him to her. As the color on her face came back, his went away. The smile on his face turned to a frown. He looked at the doctor. "How long is it gonna be before I die?" he asked.

You see the boy mis understood the doctor. They were only gonna take a little bit of his blood not all of it. So he wasn't going to die. But he was willing to risk his life for his sister




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ashdog554

3:44pm Feb 26 2011

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Lol. xDD



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angel944988

4:50pm Feb 26 2011

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Read the 3 life lessons!



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ashdog554

5:05pm Feb 26 2011

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I did. :3 

Have you ever seen Yu Yu Hakusho?

 




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petra13131

10:18pm Feb 26 2011 (last edited on 10:19pm Feb 26 2011)

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.Now that is something 

I will never forget 

It's just so Awesome

and  lesson-ish.

Wow you guys are all so awesome




ashdog554

1:21am Feb 27 2011

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About Lesson two... How did she split the tip?

fifty-five minus thirty-five equals twenty. A quarter is twenty-five and a nickel is five. (But you knew this. :P)  Was she only able to keep the nickel? O.O *Curious* 




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angel944988

1:52pm Feb 27 2011

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What. Ashdog you cunfuzzled me!



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ashdog554

5:19pm Feb 27 2011

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The waitress. If she got two quarters and a nickel from the table and twenty cents of that is a tip and the remaining thirty five cents was payment for the icecream, then how did she split the tip and the payment? The quarters are twenty-five cents and the nickel is five cents. So how did she in fact get the twenty cents?  O.O

35 + 20 = 55

2q + n = 55

q = 25

n = 5

35 = the price of the ice cream in Lesson 2

...See the problem there? xD




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petra13131

11:57pm Feb 27 2011

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Ash the waitress could have gone to the cash regester and taken her tip from there .



ashdog554

3:21am Feb 28 2011

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Leave it to you to to take the easy solution, petra. With no math equations involved at all and still manage to make me feel slow. :c JK. xD




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angel944988

9:21pm Feb 28 2011

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I DON'T KNOW IT IS JUST A LESSON!!!

-Scratches head- Ash you confuzzle me still. And petry is right. Plus I am not math metition. In fact I suck at math. -Thinks- I wish math was never invented... I could build a time mashine and stop it from being invented... WAIT I need to know math to do that... Mabe I could hire math people to do it and not tell them my plans... hmmm?




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petra13131

1:29am Mar 1 2011

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Petra:But Care bear if you did that then you wouldn't be able to come back because you uninvented math so your time-machine would vanish and you would be stuck there and die becuase you were burned to death becuase you would be cla$sed as a witch.



petra13131

10:10pm Mar 1 2011

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Petra:And further more without math I couldn't be talking to you right now becuase in fact you need math to put data on computers and with out data computers don't really work.Not only that but there would be no Television or any other Electronic device.



Featherblaka

2:05am Mar 2 2011

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Petraryb.......... XD




Imma flippin\' fairy pixie! :P
ashdog554

7:38pm Mar 2 2011

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Amen to that, petra. xD (No I AM NOT CHRISTIAN. Don't get the wrong idea here. >_>)



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