Gluey Land and Tortilla Chip Land. By lilie, Aniwolf and wolfbitez


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polisis

3:27am Jan 9 2014

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"I'm sorry Queen Lilie but appurrently this is an urgent matter! Purrding will have to wait!" Nepeta smiled brightly and waved to the Queen as she followed Bitez down a hall.

"If you don't mind I think I'll just stay here, no need for me to all up and get my clothes dirty." Gamzee gestured to his clean black and purple clothes.



polisis

3:29am Jan 9 2014

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Nepeta looked briefly at the cookie before taking it. "Are mew sure this will work?" She looked from the cookie to the scientist with an unsure flick of her tail.



lilie

3:30am Jan 9 2014

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Q lilie rush after them at full speed. Wait! She yelled!

Tortilla lady sighed and rolled her eyes. 
Now what are those stupid gooey glues up to?
She pulled out a hand-made antique telescope her father had made for her
and peered through to the other side.
She yelped! Look at all of that disgusting glue! 
I need this demolished! 
So tortilla lady called King Tortilla to prepare war.



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polisis

3:34am Jan 9 2014

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Nepeta glanced up only to see Queen Lilie burst in. "Something the matter?" She asked politely.

Gamzee stepped back as the King walked over. "Woah what is happening?"



lilie

3:37am Jan 9 2014

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Q lilie popped in a quick smile then glanced to Bitez.
What can I do to help?

Tortilla lady started chatting to King of all Tortillas.
I demand war upon those oh-so-cute beasts!!
Their glue-y type substance will soon take over all land!
Including ours! Don't you want to protect our people?
I would say gather up all of your warriors and get everything ready, 
We fight in 3 and a half days!!!



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polisis

3:39am Jan 9 2014

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Nepeta stared hard at the cookie again. What if its a bad cookie? What will happen?

Gamzee frowned as the King turned to him and told him to gather his things. Why now? He wanted to do some relaxing. He sighed and headed back to his house to back his stuff.



lilie

3:44am Jan 9 2014

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Q lilie starred at the cookie for a moment and told nepeta, sniff it, 
break it in half! Nibble it a little! 

Tortilla Lady strode back to her neighbor hood with her chin held high,
Knocking on 5 doors per minuet
to tell them to pack up their things and what was happening.



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polisis

3:48am Jan 9 2014

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Nepeta nodded eagerly. The cookie looked so good! She sniffed it. It smelled like dark chocolate. She smiled then proceeded to break it in half.

Gamzee stuffed some food, some clothes, his juggalo clubs, and a few other miscellaneous items. He zipped up his big bag and headed out the back door to the training grounds.



lilie

3:53am Jan 9 2014

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Q lilie signaled Nepeta to take a small nibble, not a big one.

Torilla lady went home and packed a 
Hot, spicy sauce squirt gun, extra clothes, 
some cheese and a cage. She then went to catch up
 with the king




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polisis

3:55am Jan 9 2014

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Nepeta opened her mouth cautiously and took a small bite.

Gamzee took out his juggalo clubs and practiced on a wooden dummy. 



Juke

4:00am Jan 9 2014

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Vaude trotted up next to Gamzee's dummy and watched. 

Kinda creepy lookin', but otherwise the kid seemed decent. Maybe. What did he know, he was a dog.

Well of course he knew things. What to eat, when to eat, how to eat - he was still hungry dammit. At this revelation, Vaude threw back his head and howled mournfully.




polisis

4:03am Jan 9 2014

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Gamzee smashed the dummy in half after a few hits and looked up at the creature watching. He straightened his back. "Hey there. You need something?"



lilie

4:06am Jan 9 2014

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How does it taste?? Q lilie eyes Nepeta cautiously

Tortilla lady came up to  (what's your name?) and patted him gently
then started blabbering to the king.
The Tortilla king put a big message to all of the Tortilla people about the war.
Please get everyone ready and trained Tortilla lady spoke with dignity.

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WAITING LINE
WAIT FOR WOLFBITEZ TO CATCH-UP!
Draw the line when someone gets left behind! Anybody can draw the line!
No one can type until Wolf bitez has replied :3



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wolfbitez

11:56pm Jan 9 2014

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Bitez smiles reassuringly. "I'm 45% sure it will work. if it doesn't, the side effects can't be THAT bad"



wolfbitez

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Bitez watches as Nepeta eats the cookie "heh, heh....well I guess nothing happened! Don't look in the mirror for a few years! BYE!" she says quickly and runs off 



lilie

12:33am Jan 10 2014 (last edited on 12:35am Jan 10 2014)

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Q lilie stopped for second then hurried back to the palace to teat some Spicy Tortilla Dip she's found the other day, melting a Gum-Gum plant like acid.

She looked at it under her microscope and found something horrible, horrid and Scary.

 

Everyone in Tortilla land gathered up as King of all Tortillas and Lady Tortilla stepped onto the stage with 3 microphones so everybody can hear them.

Blah! The king started chatting to his Tortillasins and told them why they were here.

Suddenly Lady Tortilla barged in as shouted I DECLARE WAR TO GLUEY LAND!!

Everybody suddenly cheered as the king looked pretty steamed.

Lady Tortilla noticed that Gamzee wasn't in the crowd




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wolfbitez

12:39am Jan 10 2014

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Bitez dashes into her lab and slams the door shut. "Gotta create an antidote, could take years....poor nepeta, doesn't know that she now has ram horns. Should'v known that potion wouldn't work..." she mutters to herself, frantically pouring different ingredients into a vial.



lilie

12:44am Jan 10 2014

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The fresh breeze poured through the palace as Q lilie steps outside.

Now to see what those horrid chips are up to! She grabs her telescope and peers through to the other land. Oh good golly!! Q lilie says aloud, as she could see the Tortillas getting ready for a fight!
Q lilie frantically grabs her glue phone and punches Bitez number in.

Quickly!! She mutters to herself, this is urgent!!

 

Lady Tortilla mentioned everyone to get their sauce guns prepped and practise

fighting.




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wolfbitez

12:48am Jan 10 2014

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Bitez glares at the telephone. "Right when I'm in the middle of something important" she mutters. But after a few minutes of an annoying ringing, she picks up the phone and yells "WHAT. can't you see I'm in the middle of making an antidote!!"



lilie

1:37am Jan 10 2014 (last edited on 1:39am Jan 10 2014)

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2 things HORRIBLE are happening!!!!

Fi-first the Tortillians are preparing war on our land, then... THEN.....

 

Lady Tortilla and the King lined everyone in lines to most skilful to least, deciding who goes where, they finally chose 6 longs lines to fight.




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