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11:34pm Jan 22 2013
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The mongrel mob flood into my house and hang out near the fridge. One of them goes through the vegetable drawer and takes out a single asparagi (that's the singular form of asparagus, right?). Without even considering my feelings, he puts the asparagi behind the drawer and closes the fridge. I storm over to him and start yelling at him.
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12:12am Jan 23 2013
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I walked over to Emma as she yelled at the mob member. In my arms I was carrying my cat. I held him out to her and watched as water dripped off of his soaked fur "This is all your fault Emma." I said with a frown. I did not know why I was cussing her of soaking my cat but I was.
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12:20am Jan 23 2013
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I reached out to take the cat from Petra but as soon as my palms touched the cat's fur more cats started to appear from thin air. Within seconds, I was drowning in a sea of cats. But they were too cute so I didn't want to move because that might hurt them.
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2:48am Jan 23 2013
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I was soon engulfed by the cats to a point where I was no longer visible. I embraced the warmth that they provided as I searched thought the fur. I was searching for the titanic or rather a large ship similar to it. It held my classroom from my first year of intermediate. I searched in vain through the mass of fur. Where was the ship?
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2:58am Jan 23 2013
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I climbed aboard the ship and screaed at the top of my lungs "AVAST! YE SCURVY DOGS! MY SHIP HAS SET SAIL!" The ship then turned into an alligator and I rode in its mouth.
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3:31am Jan 24 2013
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i scuttle behind emma and begin tickling her, but upon touching her all my hair falls out
'OH GOD I HAVE BOOBIE CANCER!'
(and yet again i have managed to kill all my pets from lack of food)
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3:37am Jan 24 2013
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((I used all my resurrection potions on my own pets that died sorry xD And I'll post when I dream something))
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10:17pm Jan 24 2013
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We are taken by horse and cart to Downton Abbey. "Ah, look!" Mary exclaimed apon seeing us "Cousin Emma from Scotland has arrived!" I have a cool accent. Mary shows us around the Abbey until finally we reach her room. She takes off a blanket from a lump on her bed. It's a hamster ball with a miniature David Tennant in it. "IT'S SO ADORABLE, AMIRIGHT?" Mary says enthusiastically and opens the ball "You can pat it if you want." I try to pat mini-David Tennant's hair and he bites me. Ouch. ((This is what my dream was last night except minus Chrystal in it. Brain go home you are drunk)) |
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8:03pm Jan 25 2013
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((dafuq you win))
My brother of the daenary clan, dragonborne, wanders inside and twists mini david tennant's nipples and screams 'BEHAVE BROTHER!'
((bad idea to read game of thrones before bed))
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8:57pm Jan 25 2013
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((WHAAATTT OMG)) All of a sudden every single Downton Abbey character that I'd become emotionally invested in died and I sobbed for a thousand years. |
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7:01pm Jan 29 2013
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i wander up to Sean and stare at him, confused. "
WHY DO YOU ONLY HAVE MAN PARTS? YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A FEMALE PART UNDER YOUR MAN PARTS RIGHT???"
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7:27pm Jan 29 2013
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I cant remember my dreams *silence*
Okay..... What ever floats ya goat
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7:33pm Jan 29 2013
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I tried to ignore the current, seemingly one sided conversation between Chrystal and Sean. I look around in slight wonder as I am transported to Windy Ridge Primary School. I look down at an invitation in my hands and cock my head. Apparently it was Emma's wedding. I looked over at two people who seemed to be guarding the entrance and showed them my invite before heading in. When I found Emma she was wearing a short blonde wig. I couldn't help but think she looked like a lesbian. I didn't know why but she did. Then someone started to yell at me about how I was also supposed to be wearing a blond wig or at least dyed my hair blonde. I stared at them and simply said "I'm not wearing a wig and there's no way I am dying my hair. End of story."
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5:11pm Feb 1 2013
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I run over to Petra and begin crying as i hear the news, she will not be blonde.
I wont stop sobbing until some Doctors take me away to a Mental Asylum where i can be looked after
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1:48am Feb 12 2013
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((deaathh))
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9:19pm Feb 16 2013
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((ill just hide this away))
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10:49pm Feb 16 2013
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I run after the doctors to the asylum. I search each room carefully for Chrystal until I find her. I then grab her by the shoulders and start to cry "I'm sorry I'm such a horrible person." I sobbed, "I'm sorry that I'm not good enough for you. I'm sorry that I hurt you. Please don't hate me."
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11:03pm Feb 16 2013
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I turn into a sludge monster and eat both Chrystal and Petra.
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12:00am Feb 17 2013
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I ATE A MINECRAFT TARDIS D:
Okay..... What ever floats ya goat
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11:01pm Feb 21 2013
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I climb out of emmas butt and then scream WHY DID YOU MAKE ME GET TATTOOS EMMA I DIDNT WANT THEM before forcing a blood pudding down seans throat and dumping him. At that moment Keiran asks me out and I accept
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