((Can you like....... stop describing her eyes?  Gosh I get the point already.  They are sparkly and blue like the ocean. xD

And i'm braindead. Dx)) 

((Okay! xD))

Suddenly, this man came from nowhere, smacking his butt and making silly faces.  He didn't care if Brian and Sara had a shocked look on their faces.  "Holly-loo-yah!" He screamed, flapping his arms rapidly, trying to fly.  "YOU KNOW WHAT?!" He asked, scrunching his nose while staring at Sara and Brian, and trying to act like a chicken.  "LETS FIGHT.  BUT I'M POWERFUL; A SUMO WRESTLER.  NO, I'M SUPERMAN!  BEWARE OF MY POWER!  I WAS BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER AND I'M NOW SPIDER MAN!  HA!  HAHAHAHA!" And he pointed at the two of them and burst into uncontrollable laughter.  "TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!" He screeched at the top of his lungs.

"Oh god, whats wrong with you?" Brian asked, angry.  This was a rather annoying disturbance, especially since Brian was having some 'romance' with a beautiful young lady, and all he needed was some crazy maniac to ruin it all.  "Cut that out!"  But the man didn't stop.

((omg sarya, you almost made me pee my pants.))

Sara had enough of this guy. She swung a punch at him and hit him square in the face. This guy probably escaped from the psych ward. After hitting this guy Sara began to laugh uncontrollably at the crap that this crazy man was doing.

((I almost peed in my pants writing it. xDDDDDD))

"Oh, so yah think ya can beat da supah man?" The man asked, making a duck face.  He didn't care if she punched him.  He tore his shirt off, exposing his hairy chest.  Man, his chest was gross.  The hair on it had pieces of candy stuck to it, and some mucus and boogers.  This man was pissing Brian off.  "SUPAH MAAAAN!" He screamed, banging his chest like what Tarzan the Jungle Man does.  He started smacking his belly, sat down, and started doing yoga.  In a quiet and peaceful voice, he began to sing.  "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" Then he took in a deep breath, let the air out, took in another deep breath, and closed his eyes, doing more yoga.

"Relax." The man said.  "Reeeelaaaax." He took in another deep breath, and slowly lifted up one finger, close to his nose.  Then he violently stuck it into his nose and obnoxiously and violently started picking it, doing it so hard that he accidentally tore a hole in his nose.  When he took his finger out of his nose it had plenty of giant, juicy, green boogers stuck to it, and then he walked up to Sara, still holding the boogers.

He put one hand out, showing his boogers to Sara.  "Ain't they pretty ones?" He asked.  "I just bet that you'd adore to hang one of meh boogers on your wall, actually, on that beautiful hair of yours!  Wouldn't you?"

Brian stared at the man, and finally, started.  "What do you think you're doing!?" He asked angrily.  "Get those hideous boogers of yours away from Sara!"  He realized that the boogers in the man's hand had some nose hair stuck to it.  Just gross.  "That was very rude of you to show your terrible boogers to a beautiful girl like Sara!"

"Pretty wolfie!" The man exclaimed, ignoring Brian.  He took a booger off his hand and was about to stick it onto Sara's mouth.

"What the hell are you doing!?" Brian asked, grabbing the man's arms before he could stick the booger onto Sara. 

((Ohmaigawd my face is all red since I was laughing too hard. o_o;))

The man felt Sara's fangs sink into his leg, but didn't care.  "It's time for a song!" He squealed, clapping like a little kid.  "Patty-cake patty-cake-" But in the middle of it he accidentally farted, then pooped in his pants.  Since his pants were lose the poop fell out of it and landed next to Sara.

Now Brian was really pissed off.  "I don't know who the hell you are, but you've got some serious issues with your brain!"  He punched the man in the stomach, and was about to bite him and drink his blood since he was a human, but there were two problems with that.  First, it would be rather stupid to start drinking blood in front of Sara, and two, that man was terribly disgusting and even his blood smelled terrible.

Sara let go when the poop landed next to her. "Eew." She grabbed the man's head and pulled him away from the poop. Once the man was far enough from the poop, she laughed histerically. "Eat this patty cake," she said biting into his throat. This would probably kill him.

((sorry if that got a bit ppish. I want the man to go away now, so Sara's probably gonna kill him))

The man stopped talking, almost dead.  Brian slapped him hard, and he fell to the ground, dead.  "Phew." Brian said.  "He's gone now."

((Should some rich and snobby girl come along now? 8D)) 

Just then this beautiful girl came.  "You are soooo ugly!" She said to Sara, in a fashion voice.  She thinks she knows everything.

((-fail-)) 

The girl ignored Sara, and walked up to Brian.  "Hey, cute boy." She said, flirting with Brian.  "You should be with me, not that ugly girl." She smiled like an angel at Brian, trying to get him to love her.

Brian glared at the girl.  "Because she's much better looking than snobby girls like you." He mumbled. 

Sara got mad again. She walked up to the girl and grabbed her by the hair. "Time for a time-out kiddie," she said dragging her away from Brian.

((all i could think of))

Sara bit the girl's hands. "Hold still!" She growled.

((after this, can we go back to being serious?))