out comes a carton of eggs *opens carton of eggs* *eggs screem nnnnooooooo!* cooks eggs on a stove as they screem *teehee

insertsyou

out comes A long macro chain which is a wall of text saying Orlly Ya rlly no wai ya wai so i her u liek mudkips? imma ifrin mah lazer imma chargin mah lazer shoop da woop,and more macros

inserts A mudkip firin a lazar

out comes your soul looks around finds a body on the ground throws soul in body body jumps up scares me "aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh"runs aaway

inserts an ear and it is real eeeewwwww

Yay i got my soul back!!! claps and takes booger out of machine then throws it at angel

Inserts huggleglomp

yuck out comes a kangarro who jumps on ur face

inserts a face finger

out comes a mudkip who is super cute you hug it

Inserts mudkip which you jump after

0_o Have fun in there with bob the insane evil vending machine murderer.

out coms me with piplup

in puts a squirtle that you jump after haha hurry and closes lid "you can't get out lol"

Me "hi bob. did you like the cookie i sent for you? i know your aN evil murderer guy but you think you could help me out?"

Out comes me riding bob's giant pet turtle while i carry a wartortle in my arms waving it in angel's face,then sends bob's turtle back in.

Inserts angel,again then locks lid (the lid was closed but a giant turtle can open it,if its locked it can't) laughes evilly

Out comes a snail from the olympic sprint team

I shoved the snail back in.

The vending machine starts to rock as the snail struggles to get out. You hear a match being lit and a slow sizzle. Uh oh! You realise that it's dynamite that's being lit and you dive for cover. Just in time, too because a split second later... BOOM!!! You are shaken, but not enough to not hear what that crazy snail is yelling at you: "Never again will you cross the path of Snelly R. Slow-Slugger!!! You'll see, you'll all see! Once I take over the world I will force you pathetic humans to be my minions and I'll have all the lettuce to myself, so I can nom on them in peace! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!! I will rule the world!!!!!!!!"

Crack! Splatter! 'Ooops, I think I stepped in something..."

The crazy maniac of an olympic sprinter snail is no more...

Inserts coookie

bob pops out

i shove him back in.

he throws me an ommlette

i eat it and put a fish in

Inserts coookie

bob pops out

i shove him back in.

he throws me an ommlette

i eat it and put a fish in