Gigglesnort punners


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TessaJ

1:59pm Jan 9 2014 (last edited on 1:59pm Jan 9 2014)

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Welcome, little gigglesnorters, to the punners safe haven!

Come in, sit down, have a warm cup of co-co! snuggle up under this fluffy blanket and listen to some very, very, very, very, very, very, very punny puns.

 

Feel free to check in some puns of your own! you will win a prize! It's a mark-out-of-ten system, so the greatness of the prize will be on how great the pun was!

I will post ten puns with each post, yes, TEN. -hopefully- all will be different.


-Kiera, Res' pun master.



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TessaJ

2:12pm Jan 9 2014

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Posts: 248


puns 1-10

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself.

What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.

I used to be a baker, but I didn't make enough dough.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumour.


I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.


What must you know to be an auctioneer? Lots.


I tried to catch some fog, I mist.


What happens to old kings? they get throne away.


I tried to be a railway instructor, but my boss found out I wasn't trained.


He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue, his lips were sealed.
 
lulul


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