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wolf308	10:34am May 16 2009
Normal User Posts: 3	All you hafta do is make me laugh, and you get the male natural Easero named BabyAllen.
BlueFox	2:40pm May 16 2009
Normal User Posts: 298	What do you get if you cross a budgie and a lawnmower? Shredded tweet :P
RoseCoyote	2:52pm May 16 2009
Normal User Posts: 570	"I'm after me Lucky Charms". "NO ACHMED! DON'T EAT THE LUCKY CHARMS!". Achmed: Now I can fart in a rainbow of colors >=3 _________________________________________________ for more Achmed funny stuff just type "Achmed" in youtube... ~
heavensangle	6:40pm May 16 2009
Normal User Posts: 120	Whats the Difrence between a Old Man And A Tooth Bieng Pulled?? One is Too Thin And The other is tooth out! How are life and a shower the same?? One wrong turn and your in hot water! What is a cow that eats to much grass called?? A lawn Moo-Wer
Vagabond	7:11pm May 16 2009
Normal User Posts: 364	is Wolf's cousin Wolf is grounded from the computer, and since we live together, she told me to tell Zeph that she wins. Because that was truly hilarious.
RoseCoyote	10:38pm May 16 2009
Normal User Posts: 570	O.O did not see that comming wow, cool ^^ i actually won something =D ~
Frank	2:43am May 17 2009
Normal User Posts: 1,658	Hope these will make you laugh 1. Yow momma is so fat that when she steps in the weighing scale it says.. "One at a time please" 2.� Yow momma is so fat that when she steps in the weighing scale it says.. "to be con tinued" 3.� Yow momma is so fat that when she wears a yellow coat people call.. "TAXI!" 4. Yow momma is so old that her breast milk is .. POWDERED 5. Yow momma is so thin that when she turns side ways... she DISAPPEARS! 6. Yow momma is so old... � that she was the waitress os the Last Supper! 7. Yow momma is so old that when she went to school.. her seatmate was JESUS 8. Yow momma ios so old that when she went to school.. they didn't have HISTORY class yet 9. Yow momma is so old.....� that she was the grandmom of Adam and EVE! 10. Yow momma is so stupid that when she ans wers a form that says "Do not write below this line" she writes.. � "OK"
LongLiveMe	7:38pm Jun 2 2009
Normal User Posts: 28	-knock knock. -whose there? -inturrupting cow -inturuptin-moo
HappyBunny	11:32am Jun 3 2009
Normal User Posts: 2,020	this is probably closed but. yo momma's so stupid, she got ran over by a parked car. a blonde got locked in a supermarket and died of starvetion. two blandes walk into a building, you would of thought one of them had seen it. a mand walks into a bar. Owch.
LostHope	4:51pm Jun 5 2009
Normal User Posts: 355	What do you call low fat holy bread? I can't Believe its not Jesus! Lost has left Rescreatu.com For information: http://www.rescreatu.com/forum/cat/general/general/lost-be-leaving-res/~page/1/

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