Michael looked at a passing girl and gave a light tap to his brother's shoulder. "Guess it's time I told you about girls and how they work." he said, but his brother made no inclination that he had heard. "We'll take that one for example," Michael said as he pointed to a short blonde standing at the food line.

Johnny, Michael's younger brother looked down at his burger and his eyes widened slightly. "It has big buns," he said as he poked the burger experimentally. Michael, with his eyes on the girl, rolled his eyes and shook his head.

"Now don't go saying things like that to them, Johnny. They want to hear compliments to themselves, ya know?" he said.

"Like how juicy they are? I hear they're really good here," Johnny piped up in response to his brother's statement, thinking they were talking of the burger joint staff.

"Yeah, they're good here, but juicy ain't the right word either." he said and Johnny shrugged it off. Michael returned his gaze back to the girl and sized her up. "Now how would you go about complimenting her?" Michael asked.

Johnny shrugged and fingered his food. "I think it has a lot of meat to it," Johnny replied as he munched on his lunch. Michael shot Johnny a strange look and sighed.

"Dude, you never tell them they're fat. That gets you into loads of trouble."

"All I'm saying is they're thick and they taste good," Johnny said, his eyebrows furrowing with confusion. Michael's eyes widened and he looked at his little brother.

"How many 'tastes' have you had, bro?" he asked and Johnny splayed his hands out onto the table as he thought.

"I don't know. I mean, I have one every few days or so, I guess." he answered and Michael snickered.

"You're a busy boy, aren't ya? How do you get away with that with Mom and Dad?" Michael asked.

Johnny frowned. "Dad usually lets me have them whenever I want. That is, as long as I clean up after myself."

Michael shook his head and picked up Johnny's burger plate. "You done with this?" he merely asked. Johnny nodded and Michael got up from the table. He got up muttering about his brother and the new information he'd just found out. Oh, he was going to talk to his parents when he got home.

Johnny watched his brother go. He then looked around the room for a moment. His gaze settled on the same blonde girl Michael had been talking about. She's pretty, he thought. Maybe I should ask Michael how to get a girl like that.

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Mkay, just in case you didn't get it...Michael was talking about girls the whole time. Johnny about his burger. xD

At least I had fun with it. ^^;