So bored I formulated this. I hope it is... not horrible???? Actually, I take that back. It's supposed to be one of those comedies that makes you want to barf, but you love it.
"A shocking report has come to this quillscratcher that Prince I.M. Whimpy has been kidnapped and was fighting for his dear beloved Princess Ima Toughgal to keep his hand in marriage when tradgety struck and he disappeared into thin air. The dreaded Witch Throwa Hexonu is suspected to be behind the entire thing. Furthermore, it appears that Princess Ima Toughgal is intending to renew her tomboy habits from her childhood in order to save the Prince, whom she states 'Literally couldn't live without me.'" Exerpt from Middle Age Informer
"Uhhh, yeah. I g...g...get it Mrs... Uhh, hullo daddy. I guess I'm sorta, like, kidnapped by... oh, right, right, Mrs. Hexonu. Ow! Whatwasthatfor!?! Oh, yeah. Uhhh, anyhow, er, I think that you're supposed to leave, like, 300 gold coins at the old gnarly oak, and Mrs. Hexonu will let me go. OWWWWWWWW!!!!! Why do you keep DOING that???? Oh...yeah... umm, well, they say that if you don't pay up, you can kiss me goodbye, but that doesn't make sense, cuz, you could free me and all that before you kiss me goodnight or whatever. OWWCH! Jeez! You have temper problems, Mrs. Hex.... OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" From the ransom video of Prince I.M. Whimpy sent to King Fredrick Foreveryone
"Well, it takes no rocket scientist to figure out that Throwa Hexonu is behind this. What? What's a rocket? I don't know. But they sure could guess what I'm gonna do to that witch. I'll take her ugly ol' skull and I'll...What? She'll probably do WHAT to my poor pitiful beau? Why, that gnarly old *&%^$#! She'll be sorry! I shall take a journey to the witch's home on the Night of the Round Table and save the Prince!" From an interview with Princess Ima Toughgal
Tell me if I should continue, or if it's too terrible.
