Writing EXCUSES


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Rin

4:15pm Jan 10 2014 (last edited on 4:16pm Jan 10 2014)

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Hello
This is a Yandere speaking. 
If you aren't informed yet, she's a master at lying.
SO
That's why she's going to sell some excuses.

Whether it's for late homework or not practicing, i'll make an excuse. 
Don't worry, it's cheap. Only 100K/excuse. 
Better to be safe then sorry. :P

Yandere's would suggest that you order an excuse at least one or two day before you hand your homework in.
Because you might not get it the second you post.
However, if do somehow manage to catch me with rmail/shoutbox. I could probably make your excuse in about... 2-10 mins or so?

Now here's where the honesty comes in. 
I'll refund you. If the excuse doesn't work.

Another thing. You MUST send the 100k the minute you recieve the RMAIL.
Why Rmail? 
Because I don't want anyone else using the excuse I made YOU. 
They could easily just take it and make it their own without paying me. :C
Which is like, super bad for business.


IF you're interested, fill in this form:


Explain your situation: (What you need it for)
How old: (you)
Siblings: (y/n)
How old: (Siblings if you have them)
Pet(s): (Got any?) (Please specify what kind and aproximetly how big)
Vacation? : (Anyone on a vacation that lives in your house that left recently?)
Grandparents?: (Living with you or not?)
Did you do it on Computer? (Did you do your homework or anything on the computer?)
Did you save on a memory stick? (y/n)
Did you save it on your email? (y/n)
Is your room messy? (y/n)
Do your parent's clean your room? (y/n)
Do you have a device that lets you play games? (y/n) (Please specify what device.)
How many excuses? (1-5)

Q. WHY all these unnecessary questions?
A. It will help me generate an excuse. C:



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Tarajara

10:28pm Jan 10 2014

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Oh my God, this is great. XD Subbing for when I need an excuse!




Beautiful art by Kaemaez! <3
Arrow

6:39pm Jan 28 2014

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So, in other words, you're encouraging people to shirk their work and lie about it...?





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