There's a little alley way in the city-- yeah, the one across from the coffee shop-- in which a homeless person sits, waiting for people to come and then to tell them wonderful stories. Of course, in order to hear them, one must pay the price. . .

So yeah.. that's me. Would you like to hear a story? What do you want it to be about? Here's what I can do. I'll show you my prices in a second.

- Poems

- Short stories [A short story can be one page long or 6 which is the maximum].

- Diary/journal Entry type story [1 page - 20 pages]

Prices:

Poems..... 10k for a short one [3 stanzas or less] considering I do write poetry, but I'm not extremely confident in this area.

Short stories...... 50k-100k. If you want a short story that's less than a page long, I'll probably give it to you for 30k. It all depends on size.

Diary/jounral entry type stories..... This one depends on a lot of things. It can cost anything between 50k-1 mil, depending on length and what it's about. We can work this one out.

I don't take just pure tu.

I'll take creatu as well. Make sure they have a decent name and are coloured or something. For a short story that gets to about 100k, I'd expect a natural seasonal or something.

I'll also take creatu eggs. For a poem you may give me, like, a zaphao egg or something. Or a kayoki egg. I'd be satisfied xD For a short story that would be priced around 100k I'd take a seasonal creatu egg or just a rare creatu egg.

I prefer being payed in tu, though.

Another detail.

I love it when you pay in advance. But you don't have to. You may pay after you get what you ordered as well.

Also, if you don't have a lot of tu and are completely poor, you can pay a little at a time. Like, give me 10k every 3 days or 30k per weak or something like that until you've paid it off. Though I doubt anyone's going to have trouble affording any of these things :D

I can take about 5 orders at once. Anything over that and you're on the waiting list. ;3

Space one [Russett] Get space one and you get a free short story/poem!

Space two [open]

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Waiting list:

None.

THE FORM:

So what do you want? [poem, short story, etc]:

Any idea what it's about? [in other words: poem theme/ story theme]

If poem, any particular preferances? [I can write in Iambic Pentameter, but please don't make me! -hides- Unless your one of my friends or beg for it or something. >.<]

What is the mood of the composition? [Dark mood, happy mood... Etc..]

Is there a main character? If so give the details. [Male or female, name of the character, what they look like, etc. Yes, I will write stories about creatu. ^_^]

If this were to have a certain rating, what would it be? [G, PG, PG-13. Just to be on the safe side. O.o This is a question mostly for short stories or poems with a story. ]

Other: [anything I forgot to add, or something you want me to know.]

NOTE: I will NOT write any sort of innapropriate story for you or anything. Just to let you know.

To see examples of my writing visit this link: http://www.rescreatu.com/forum/cat/arts/writing/peace-between-us/

 http://www.rescreatu.com/forum/cat/arts/writing/second-relcore-please-read-/~page/1/ 

If you aren't satisfied, you get your money back (for those who pay in advance).

If you aren't satisfied and you didn't pay advance, don't pay me anything.

I wanna poem 8D

Surprise me. No sad stuff, though. Make it a happy topic.

And make it about whatever. ^^

♥

Why do you think I shot you below the belt? It's because I knew for a fact you weren't confident. Writers should be able to do all forms of writing: Poetry, prose, or stories. You need to be able to hold your own when talking bbout Chaucer and Milton while at the same time able to get a good plot line down on the table. :P

Well, I've been writing randomly [oh yes. I started instantly one writing the poem xD] and I've come up with something. A rough draft. So, the poem should be done soon. But I need to perfect it. Badly. >.<