|D sorry, I just had to. :3

So... it's like this:

You walk up to a vending machine, you're starving and have the biggest craving in your life. This vending machine is magical and has every food in the world. You insert your last quarter and you see your prized food moving forward.. then.. IT GETS STUCK! >D

All you gotta do is name what kinda food you are craving and how you get your food unstuck. Be as creative as possible. c:

I'm craving a caremello chocolate bar and I got it unstuck like this:

First, I got my snake called snakey to go into the machine and retrieve my chocolate. But then he got stuck. Then, I got a crow bar and tried to hook them both out mf that stinkin' machine. Quite simply, it snapped in two. After that, I got raelly annoyed and started rocking the vending machine violently. ThenI got really mad so I got my pink bazooka and blew it to smithereens. Unfortunately neither the chocolate bar or my snake or my half crowbar survived the blast.

           R.I.P:

          Snakey

   yesterday to today

I'm really craving an iced cappucino.

Well first, when I saw that it had gotten stuck I let my anger take control of me and I kicked the machine. Let me say, Ow. I crawled on top of the vending machine and stomped a few times, but that didn't seem to help at all...   I just got fed up and summoned my ferocious hamster to climb in and drag it out. :)

I'm really craving a vanilla-bean scone.

First, when I realized that my precious*ahem* I mean, uh, priceless  scone was stuck, I hit my head on the machine until I died. Then, the zombie me came up to the machine, still (somehow) craving that scone. The zombie me said,"Scone," in a monotone voice, and walked over to the machine. The zombie me om-nom-nomed on the machine until she found the scone. Then, she om-nom-nomed it while she looked for brains, causing the city to panic and explode, for some reason.

Hot fudge sundae.

I Would jump up and down happily for getting that with my only quarter, and then my jaw would drop so far it dropped off my mouth that I Didn't get it. Then I scream bloody murder, then I pound on the machine for half an hour. Then I give up and through My mouth at it, and for some reasom it explodes a hole in it. Then I happily grab my ice cream.

i crave,an omlette :3

after i notice my last quarter is stuck i push the eject button 80 times,and get 80 quarters. then i use a knife to pry the hole bigger so my quarter goes in after that i sen in my magic shrinking pikachu to get my oversized 50 foot omlette,which i happily eat then run off to buy stuff with my new 80 quarter riches >;3