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3:13pm Feb 6 2012
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I AM A STEG-O-SAURUS!! :D
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8:45pm Feb 6 2012
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I LIKE TRAINS! *Vroooooom beeeep*
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10:34pm Feb 8 2012
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'Would you like to live forever men!?'
"Sir yes Sir."
'Well you're going to die anyway!'.
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11:29pm Feb 9 2012
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I'd love to have a battle of wits with you...but you seem unequipped.
Need a SILVER MYOTIS for Kir! Please Rmail me if you\'re selling one 8D
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3:08pm Feb 10 2012 (last edited on 3:13pm Feb 10 2012)
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Im a banana, im a banana, im a banana, look at me move!
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7:37am Feb 11 2012
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"Good sir, look at all that blood in your mustache!" (from tangled)
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10:58am Feb 12 2012
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
*stares and smiles*
what?!
That's the joke! :D
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6:18pm Feb 14 2012
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A lion would never cheat on its mate,but a tiger wood.
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7:36pm Feb 19 2012
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"You know how people say men are what they wear?"
"Yes, why?"
"What does that make Mac'gee?"
"Male nurse?"
"Aqua smirf."
Quoted form NCIS ^^
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7:47pm Feb 19 2012
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"You know how i realized to make someone laugh?
In the middle of someones argument you scream 'NO!' and tip the nearest table over.
Then you say 'I'm sorry' and pick up the table slowly and walk out.
Afterwards you run in and tip the table over, as hard as possible, and walk angrily out with the ugliest expression on your face."
"What does that have to do with describing your morning routine?"
(i know its not an actual phrase, but it couldn't go unsaid;by me, by the way)
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8:14pm Feb 19 2012
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"Number one: It is physically imposable to stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling, due to the way that your tongue is connected to the tendons in your neck." ... Wait about three seconds.
"Two: All idiots after hearing number one will try to do it.
Three: And discover that number one is a lie.
Four: You are now smiling because you are an idiot.”
“Five: Soon you will tell another person this immutable fact of life, just to see if they try it.
Six: You are still smiling like a retard that farts in the bathtub because you know I'm telling the truth."
Quoted from Gradual Report. Did you try it?
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8:22pm Feb 19 2012
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That is hilarious XD
I did it, now i am an idiot.That's ok, i shall show this to friends!
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8:29pm Feb 19 2012
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You better! *pokes*
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12:25am Feb 21 2012
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 \r\n\r\n Oh hello. I love to talk and roleplay. Just rmail me. |
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8:29pm Feb 21 2012
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THROW THE CHEESE!!!
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6:40pm Feb 22 2012
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"Captain, there's a huge iceberg blocking our path!"
*puts on sunglasses* "Floor it."
I mean, how else do you think it happened?
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1:13am Mar 6 2012
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Yeah, that's MY jean jacket. It has the lyrics to Wheatus' "Teenage Dirtbag" embroidered on the back. Wait, why are you walking away.
meg, FAAB, male identified, queer. hells yeah.
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7:08pm Mar 8 2012
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Sometimes, when I'm alone, I lie on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot.
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12:26pm Mar 13 2012 (last edited on 12:30pm Mar 13 2012)
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Man: Honey, why is the baby on fire? Wife: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!
You should know this one alice11TheAwesome, Kalati, hojak1226, calicocats45, and Dragon393
ASDF MOVIE RULES THE WORLD!
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3:15pm Apr 8 2012
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"That's what I'm here for. To deliver unpleasant news and witty one-liners."
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